I f***snapped. I calmed down. On my next try, I got past 1000. WITH LAG. I HAVE BEATEN YOU GAME. You know, the hard badge isn't even hard. Make it a medium. I know of Medium badges harder than this. Like half of them are harder and most of them are more time consuming.
I was on fire. I had constant lag which voided my jumps a quarter of the time. That meant a LOT of close calls. At 933m this certain little lag spike hit right in the MIDDLE of my jump, causing the 'fall' sequence to begin. I was expecting 1/2 a screen more jump. I DIDN'T GET IT. I DIED. F*** YOU GAME.
To best this game, I have only one tip for you. Well, two. First, press P. Go to options. Switch the firing mode to TOGGLE. This means you no longer have to press X or K ever again. Second, with your newfound infinite bullet/boomerang/rainbow wave supplies, surf through the levels with gravity snail and use your minimap to see where you haven't gone before.
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Hint-Lag is your greatest ally. The guards can't hit you when you're lagging. So my advice? Open a couple livestreams, some tabs of Youtube, and watch the magic.
The knife mission isn't even hard, when you see the bright red pop up you click. It's very forgiving, they start you off at the same guy if you lose. Stop being a whiny bitch and man up. YOU'RE STABBING SOMEONE. Get over it.
This was the most difficult game I've ever played in my entire life. If you have any sense, you'll close your browser, shut off your computer, and fall asleep in the fetal position. You'll thank me for this warning, trust me.
You know, I had over 1,000,000,000 points, which took a few hours. And then all of a sudden, I BLINK, and BAM, I hit the sky and am back to 3 million. F*** YOU GAME! F*** YOU!
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