That elephant has unlocked some achievements, Completed a game with only one level, Obey'd a game, and traveled around the world. Getting lasers , though, is the COOLEST THING IT HAS EVER DONE! I want it as a pet. 5/5.
Oh, Look, a piece of meat, YUM! Oh look, a corpse! Oh look, another piece of meat next to the corpse, YUM! The guy is a hero for not being disgusted by the corpses.