hank87's Comments

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Necronator	Mar. 22, 2011 Rating: -2 Why is Arnold the Necronator?
The Legend of the Golden Robot	Mar. 21, 2011 Rating: 7 Assuming Andy drank a lot simply because you did = losing money.
Tentacle Wars. The Purple Menace	Mar. 18, 2011 Rating: -1 God damn it. I was two levels way.... Also, @blah3, there are instructions on the first level. The concept isn't very difficult.
The Legend of the Golden Robot	Mar. 17, 2011 Rating: 10 Landing on a line in the shove game technically takes more skills than not landing on the line. That's what makes doing it all the more frustrating...
Cactus McCoy	Mar. 12, 2011 Rating: 10 So... where do the weapons go when he's climbing and why do I feel like the cactus would be really painful to "store" anywhere?
Rebuild	Mar. 11, 2011 Rating: 22 "On March 9th, 2014, the last surviving citizens of myspace were killed and it's final city block conquered by the undead who now rule over the entire Earth." R.I.P. Tom.
Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3	Mar. 08, 2011 Rating: 1 This game would be significantly easier and better if when you hit the keys actually lined up with the noise it's mimicking in the song instead of the sound coming a second later. It makes this game really hard and annoying for anyone with rhythm.
Sushi Cat 2	Mar. 07, 2011 Rating: -6 I like that none of the top rated comments have anything to do with the gameplay.
Hack Slash Crawl	Mar. 05, 2011 Rating: 3 To get the hard badge, just get a fair amount of stamina and a weapon that gives you shield. Just run through enemies to the exit on each floor using shield to stay alive. I don't know why it took the impatience of trying a cursed golem for me to figure it out....
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Feb. 25, 2011 Rating: 1 I think this is the only game where I've been happy that the "Win the Game!" part was impossible to land on.
Sierra 7	Feb. 18, 2011 Rating: 3 I'm not even going to bother trying the challenges on my laptop.
Flight	Jan. 28, 2011 Rating: 1 I was like, "I wonder what the hidden upgrade is? The plane will bounce or something?" And then my day was made.
Back to the Cubeture (1)	Jan. 06, 2011 Rating: 0 So I found the cactus skin that's supposed to make the sun not affect you. That's not what happens at all. You just look stupid while you die.
K.O.L.M.	Jan. 05, 2011 Rating: 0 This game is like a depressing Metroid. Depressing in that it's not nearly as good.
Effing Meteors	Jan. 02, 2011 Rating: 2 I couldn't seem to kill the aliens for some reason, so I went to look in the comments for help, but when I looked back only 1 ship was left. Hurray for auto-pilot?
Seed of Destruction	Jan. 27, 2010 Rating: 0 fozy, not only is it out of 5, but you could have very easily reduced your fraction.
Storm the House 3	Nov. 17, 2008 Rating: 0 For Sparta, get a grenade launcher and fully upgrade the damage and reload, upgrade the ammo some too, but it doesn't have to be full. Have 3 missile turrets as your towers, upgrade the firing rate the most you can before you run out of money, or some damage too. Buy gunman with what you have left once you can't afford any more upgrades. You won't need any wall or repairmen, you don't even really need the gunman. It won't take any time at all and it's nearly effortless.
Cool non-nude dress-up	Aug. 27, 2008 Rating: 1 Hurray for MS Paint! 1/5...
The Post Office	Aug. 27, 2008 Rating: 0 Well...it's not good, but it's a game. Horribly simple, and not really fun. But compared to some of the shit I've seen, not awful.
INsect	Aug. 27, 2008 Rating: 0 I was more bored playing it than I was before I started....