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Samhain

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Mar. 26, 2018

Rating: 1

Relatively good game, but could use better English translations. Although it is very clear that you are French, a large majority of the players here on Kongregate speak English and are expecting grammatically correct and coherent information as they play the game. I do not intend to insult your efforts into making the game, only to inform you on what you could do better next time. (PS: Google Translate is not a reliable translator.)

Developer response from JeuxBebel

Hello and thank for your comment. Don't worry, i don't feel insulted, i know that i have a really bad level in english and i try to improve it ^^' I'll try to do better for our next games. (PS : I know ^^ i try to make it myself but when i don't know, i use DeepL Traductor)

ZS Dead Detective - Brain Drain

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Nov. 03, 2017

Rating: 99

Time for some SICK zombie puns, here we go! As a DEADicated fan, I of CORPSE have to commend the dev for the BRAINS they put into the games, and I find each one LIVELY. Now I know it may seem that Im just BUTTERING YOU UP, and you may give the the COLD SHOULDER for all of these puns, but the DEAD TRUTH is that the joy of this game is CONTAGIOUS. It just amazes me how people can make a LIVING from games. If you think these puns are just BLOODY, ROTTEN humor, BITE me, because I am GRAVE serious about what I am saying, and maybe you TOMB will learn to love them. But that's enough RAW humor for now, so if you want a challenge, try going through the entire comment again without GROANING!

Developer response from Lu_Muja

I'm always DEADLIGHETD when I receive such a PUNNY review, it makes me feel ALIVE. I'm so glad you had the time of your LIFE while playing this, I'll try to keep doing my best to make you DIE of laughter! Thank you!

Dead Detective vs Nine Deaths Cat

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Aug. 30, 2017

Rating: 3

*Spit take* ANOTHER INSTALLMENT?! Your working too fast! Stop being better than *COUGH* (valve) *COUGH* other developers!

Developer response from Lu_Muja

Ahah it's just that making new episodes for a serie is easier than making a new, different game each time. I already have lots of assets (graphics, sounds and codes) ready to use, and that makes my work much faster! And I intend to keep this speed for a while :)

Exit/Corners

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Aug. 06, 2017

Rating: 2

Who's to say that "Sent" is a person? It could actually be the name of an A.I. or the program behind Exit/Corners itself. It would also explain the strange name, being an acronym. Otherwise, it could just be somebody who was "Sent" to carry out the program.

Idle accelerator

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May. 14, 2017

Rating: 1

Gunna spin you right round babe right round babe yea

Medieval Cop V - The Secrets of Lucifer's Wings

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Oct. 22, 2016

Rating: 3

And then Dregg walked into the storage area.... Umm, Dregg, you do realize there is nothing to do with the story in here? How long are you going to spend your life inside this tiny storage area? What do you hope to acheive here? Is this apart of some prank where you tell your friend "HEY! DID U G3T TH3 S3CR3T ST0R4G3 AR34 END1NG YET?!?! PL0x?!" Well, It appears that you are not going out of the storage area, so I can only assume that you died on entry into the storage area from cardiac arrest. HELLO?! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?! IF ANYBODY IS HERE, PLEASE DISPOSE OF THE BODY ON TOP OF THIS GREAT GAME AND ASSUME THE PREVIOUS ROLL. THE BODY SHOULD HAVE INSTRUCTED YOU THE BASICS ON HOW TO PLAY, AND IF NOT WOULD HAVE DIRECTED YOU TO THE BEGINNING. Ah, good ol' player 2. Oh, god no, not the storage area again! Dregg! I thought I taught you better!

Medieval Shorts 2

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Oct. 17, 2016

Rating: 0

Feed the clown the carrot. Feed. The Clown. The. Carrot. It's simple! You take the carrot from that gigantic crate... and throw it at the clown! Must it be this difficult for you RPG maker people?

Apocashop

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Jun. 11, 2016

Rating: 22

*Becomes the most anti-king shop keep ever* Oh hello king! *gets official rating of 4/4*

Jelly Escape

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Jun. 05, 2016

Rating: 2

Congrats! You beat the game. And you didn't even die once! Wait, what's with that expression on your face? Am I wrong? Huh. Well, I hope you didn't have too much of a bad time...

Medieval Cop - The Princess and The Grump

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May. 04, 2016

Rating: 1

I always knew Nvidia was behind everything... I KNEW IT!

Developer response from VasantJ

The Invidia in the game is latin for "envy". Thus, The Envy Games... :)

Upgrade Complete 3

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Apr. 20, 2016

Rating: 0

Woah, TasselFoot? I love that guy!

Home

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Mar. 30, 2016

Rating: 0

This is an amazing game. The story was well written, choices were involved, and what it lacked in sprites (I love the bit where the alchemist says "Umm, it's a force of habit, I guess") it made up for incredibly in story. So, if you ever feel like making another game, I highly encourage it!

Learn to Fly 3

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Feb. 21, 2016

Rating: 1

>:3 I use my dodgers to get extra altitude! You may call me a cheater, but I call me.... A GENIUS! Meooooow :3

Great Dungeon in the Sky

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Feb. 17, 2016

Rating: 4

I AM THE ELEMENTAL OF ALL THINGS CITRIS! BEWARE!!!!...... This isn't even the lamest character... *sigh*

The Kongregate Text Adventure

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Feb. 16, 2016

Rating: 3

The most accurate description of what Kongregate is all about, good job!

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Feb. 07, 2016

Rating: 4

Beware... THE KILLER BULL FROG! Well...It's....Er.....Umm....Yea, just go with it.

Swords and Souls

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Jan. 02, 2016

Rating: 3

"Man, those stage 15 guys, they sure were pushovers once I had so much training with yo- wait, what's up with the look on your face? I mean, I only killed a bunch of scarecr......oh. Umm.... Hey! i got a bunch of money! Want a new fancy thing?"

Talesworth Adventure: The Lost Artifacts

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Dec. 29, 2015

Rating: 10

Watch in amazement at Questy looks down to look at arrows, BUT NOT AT BOTTOMLESS PITS!

Icebreaker

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Dec. 24, 2015

Rating: 1

Welcome to the addicting game where you sacrifice women to save vikings stuck in ice! Don't worry, if your not already in, you will soon get an invitation to join the occult!

Kill the Plumber

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May. 03, 2015

Rating: 2

Restraining order, HALARIOS!

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