Relatively good game, but could use better English translations. Although it is very clear that you are French, a large majority of the players here on Kongregate speak English and are expecting grammatically correct and coherent information as they play the game. I do not intend to insult your efforts into making the game, only to inform you on what you could do better next time. (PS: Google Translate is not a reliable translator.)
Hello and thank for your comment.
Don't worry, i don't feel insulted, i know that i have a really bad level in english and i try to improve it ^^'
I'll try to do better for our next games.
(PS : I know ^^ i try to make it myself but when i don't know, i use DeepL Traductor)
Time for some SICK zombie puns, here we go! As a DEADicated fan, I of CORPSE have to commend the dev for the BRAINS they put into the games, and I find each one LIVELY. Now I know it may seem that Im just BUTTERING YOU UP, and you may give the the COLD SHOULDER for all of these puns, but the DEAD TRUTH is that the joy of this game is CONTAGIOUS. It just amazes me how people can make a LIVING from games. If you think these puns are just BLOODY, ROTTEN humor, BITE me, because I am GRAVE serious about what I am saying, and maybe you TOMB will learn to love them. But that's enough RAW humor for now, so if you want a challenge, try going through the entire comment again without GROANING!
I'm always DEADLIGHETD when I receive such a PUNNY review, it makes me feel ALIVE. I'm so glad you had the time of your LIFE while playing this, I'll try to keep doing my best to make you DIE of laughter!
Thank you!
Ahah it's just that making new episodes for a serie is easier than making a new, different game each time. I already have lots of assets (graphics, sounds and codes) ready to use, and that makes my work much faster!
And I intend to keep this speed for a while :)
Who's to say that "Sent" is a person? It could actually be the name of an A.I. or the program behind Exit/Corners itself. It would also explain the strange name, being an acronym. Otherwise, it could just be somebody who was "Sent" to carry out the program.
And then Dregg walked into the storage area.... Umm, Dregg, you do realize there is nothing to do with the story in here? How long are you going to spend your life inside this tiny storage area? What do you hope to acheive here? Is this apart of some prank where you tell your friend "HEY! DID U G3T TH3 S3CR3T ST0R4G3 AR34 END1NG YET?!?! PL0x?!" Well, It appears that you are not going out of the storage area, so I can only assume that you died on entry into the storage area from cardiac arrest. HELLO?! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?! IF ANYBODY IS HERE, PLEASE DISPOSE OF THE BODY ON TOP OF THIS GREAT GAME AND ASSUME THE PREVIOUS ROLL. THE BODY SHOULD HAVE INSTRUCTED YOU THE BASICS ON HOW TO PLAY, AND IF NOT WOULD HAVE DIRECTED YOU TO THE BEGINNING. Ah, good ol' player 2. Oh, god no, not the storage area again! Dregg! I thought I taught you better!
Feed the clown the carrot. Feed. The Clown. The. Carrot. It's simple! You take the carrot from that gigantic crate... and throw it at the clown! Must it be this difficult for you RPG maker people?
Congrats! You beat the game. And you didn't even die once! Wait, what's with that expression on your face? Am I wrong? Huh. Well, I hope you didn't have too much of a bad time...
This is an amazing game. The story was well written, choices were involved, and what it lacked in sprites (I love the bit where the alchemist says "Umm, it's a force of habit, I guess") it made up for incredibly in story. So, if you ever feel like making another game, I highly encourage it!
"Man, those stage 15 guys, they sure were pushovers once I had so much training with yo- wait, what's up with the look on your face? I mean, I only killed a bunch of scarecr......oh. Umm.... Hey! i got a bunch of money! Want a new fancy thing?"
Welcome to the addicting game where you sacrifice women to save vikings stuck in ice! Don't worry, if your not already in, you will soon get an invitation to join the occult!
Hello and thank for your comment. Don't worry, i don't feel insulted, i know that i have a really bad level in english and i try to improve it ^^' I'll try to do better for our next games. (PS : I know ^^ i try to make it myself but when i don't know, i use DeepL Traductor)