I've seen a recurring problem in the Epic War series. The graphics were really good and detailed, no doubt about that, but the biggest gripe I had was with the attack animations. Really? The spears thrown spun around after they hit the "ground" in such a slow, constant speed, that it seemed too unrealistic. Even breaking apart and fading would have been better. Many of the attack animations consist of few frames, which makes it seem as though little effort was put into it. I really wish you could change this, it's hard for me to want to play a game when it doesn't look good.
I'm surprised noone noticed muriance's speech "i swear on my promiscuous mother's grave"
if anyone doesn't understand, it means his mother was a slut. lul
This game is one of the most creative games i've ever seen. But i'd like to address the fact that sometimes, and mostly due to lag, mice die for some reason. not the anti-lag system though. hope someone can fix this
Ugh, Damn you pseudolonewolf!!!
Thanks to your deep story plot lines and Deugan's story, you make me crave for more!!
Why of all things, does Deugan and That girl make up?!
rant rant rant...
No skill, no tactics, all grinding and you get lazy at times (hero only has a few frams for attacks)
And about everyone saying that there should be a fast foward button...just means that the game is boring
Kids are too overpowered, especially the fatass. they can't be pushed, so they will always end up on your truck. this is especially so if you don't have enough upgrades, which goes to my next point
Grinding is too much of a issue here. kids too overpowered, so you need to go past previous levels to earn cash, etc. this makes the game boring because you have to do the same action. the only attractive factor here is the new kids to be introduced. nothing else here gets me obliged to play through this game
And that's it. all your flaws. had they been fixed you would've gotten a pretty good score
and people reading this: keep this post alive
Kids that don't appear: i haven't explored the reason why this happens, but sometimes, perhaps due to lag, while you might have already reached the goal, the kid counter will still say you still have an X number of children to splatter, but none appear
And lastly, not a glitch, not a bug, but your game difficulty standard and concept: some powerups are just too overpowered. take the health full powerup for example, you get full health, but you need 20$ to even heal one hitpoint. if you had 50% health and took the powerup, you would've saved 1000
when you die,you get 50% of your hitpoints back. Horrible. this means that taking the health powerup would just give you back your full health
Too many kids: you thought that no one would have so any kids on a vehicle, i'm assuming you had a max of X number of children on the truck. after that, any other kids that latch on yuor truck are completely invisible and cannot be killed/incapicitated/covered in icecream
Lag: some of your icecreams will freeze due to lag. splatters on the road won't go away when they freeze. alot more items are affected by lag, but not the children
Glitches
Survival mode/caramel: it seems to me that with Caramel, you programmed kids to move 50% slower, and when this effect is lifted, you program kids to get a 200% increase in speed, thereby negating the caramel effects. what's wrong is that in survival mode, the caramel sometimes doesn't work...and kids get an extra 200% boost in speed.
select level: play a game, after the wave go to the upgrades(the button, not from the main menu). come back and play again, you'll restart the wave
to all people there who can't get the hard badge, i did. here are the steps i did :
1st day: conserve your fuel and keep hitting platforms and coins. not an easy job, i assure you. get at least $1000
2nd day: before launch, but the 2nd radar upgrade and fuel sucker. you should be able to do this if you have enough money. continue the same as the 1st day. with any luck you should get 1 million
3rd day: Buy comrades, e-rockets, full upgrades on band and fuel. just launch your hedgehog (remember to use comrades) and e-rocket if you can't reach mars. you should be able to do so. if not, keep hitting platforms till you get there
good luck
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