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Sep. 26, 2021
Damn I miss this game
Sep. 24, 2017
Smiley, go back to the fountain where the game bebins and you'll see Death. Talk to her.
Sep. 04, 2016
Almost! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH this impossible badge... Just 100 more kills and i could have had it... Addicting!
Sep. 05, 2015
Played during my childhood, tried to get top 1. Gave up. Now i'm back...
Dec. 20, 2014
Oh also, abolish congressional security. Because spending.
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I can't do that, Dave.
If you're not doing so already, you should keep a register of the happenings with proof and make sure it's in a safe place, and then upload it so people can see the truth and shut up. If you have the spare time, of course.
I've been showing people pieces of things so far, but realistically convincing random people on the internet isn't exactly my goal at this point.
What's giving me interest in this game again is the unlikely but at the same time seemingly real conspiracy against this dev... Did you do something that could have pissed some outcast people off? Because this is the only explanation i see for someone to mess with a web satire game with less than, say, 15000 active players.
I started reporting a cult to the FBI. At least that's when things got particularly bad.
Nov. 01, 2014
Wow, by firmware, seriously? how hardcore does one need to be about messing with a web text-based indie game?
Pretty hardcore, apparently. They broke into my place to install it, and have done so before with other bad firmware/software.
Oct. 31, 2014
Someone SQL injected a statemente to delete the DB and its gone now? lmfao, a fresh start, i might come back to this game
No, they shut off the database. Very different. Aside from that, the game backs itself up routinely.
Mar. 30, 2014
I'm supposed to go to an unexistant computer at the congressional back offices? and i saw the news and tested the SMT and it's not implemented yet?
These exist now! The mission doesn't quite work yet, though. I'm going to be altering how a couple of missions in that chain work.
Mar. 29, 2014
THE SERVER IS BEING MOVED. THERE WILL BE A 10-20 CENTURY DOWNTIME. APOLOGIES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Sep. 26, 2013
YAY YOU'RE BACK
ish
Aug. 25, 2013
The Lobby is dead
no
Jun. 15, 2013
N1 means "Nice One", you chat-lang illiterates.
omgwtfbbq
Jun. 14, 2013
N1 josh
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h7f3ciiS1r0kejwo1_500.jpg
Jun. 03, 2013
LD3H for bugtester/pentester 2013
I'll take the penis mightier for 600, alex.
May. 30, 2013
I've seen so many Increase Economic Stimulus multiplied bills passed to increase GDP i can't help but imagine USA gives you money higher than the price of industry machinery to buy it
Considering how low GDP growth is, it's getting cut back in other ways.
May. 28, 2013
Why is equate taxes to thievery a gaffe when going for Cut all NASA funding? They're funded on taxpayer money, aren't they?
The US Government doesn't exactly pay for things with real money most of the time. Spending does not imply that taxes are implemented to equal the spending (at least not automatically).
May. 23, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178 FUTURE USSA UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERICA
Relic Suggestion: Ronald Reagan's USA Flag
This one probably isn't going in. Sorry.
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