aww...I tried jointing two mallets together and I messed up, but then after i shaked em around in frustration a little they started moving across the screen on their own. They were just flying across that screen in all directions(always coming back to the point they were jointed on) but when i tried uploading it they just freeze in midair :/
huh..found a cheat/glitch. Get a little meteor started in the center and then right click and let go. This will go to that "how much info can kong store on you computer?" thing. Well doing this locks the left click mouse, while the game still plays. So your meteor can grow 100+ without you even having to do anything. cancel the storage screen thing and get a hold of your meteor again, the mouse lock will be broken now, or you can just let it drop onto your planet. The game still continues, so I don't think you can use this on the levels that might actually hit or disturb your meteor. Well anyhow, PLUS THIS TO LET OTHERS KNOW OF THIS GLITCH :3
so...i got a r=200 meteor..with the T-rex inside..and i missed. i through it up in the air for the blue effect, and when it came down it came down to the side, its entire right side, went THROUGH the planet, and went off the screen. So, if you don't hit the planet dead on with a meteor that big, the game won't register the hit....
+ this so everyone doesn't feel the shame and fail i did.
huh. this game is teaching the wrong kinda of "love" here. it's like teaching people to have more then one boyfriend/girlfriend and they'll be happier. When in reality it'll just bring you down.
well..i wanted to see how high the valve upgrade would go but..after upgrading it to 2000 i kinda got bored. and there really was hardly any change in turtle output speed >.>
um..i read badplanman's boss guide but i hav a easier way for the second n third boss: SECOND BOSS. its really simple actually. when u start out n he's not on screen, keep larry on the top or bottom of the screen. if he's in the middle it won't work. when u hear the boss coming simply walk to the opposite place u were at. he will throw his spear at u n move forward or back a little to doge it. either ways fine. pik it up, throw it at him, grab ur weapon n lay it on him. THIRD BOSS. this one is easy 2. when the people throw fruit at u don't eat it urself. throw it at the boss n he will eat it n pause. grab ur weapon n attack. he will jump away n then charge at u. simply run at him n do a long jump n he will miss u completely. repeat this n its really easy.
hint: rage helps always. besides the second boss, using rage makes u miss ur chance on him, but it helps a bit on the third boss. PLUS THIS SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THE EASIER WAYS TO KILL THE ANNOYING BOSSES.
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