The irony in this game is masterful, and the socialist parody had me laughing so hard I could barely play. 5/5, the enlightenment philosophers you raced against were just icing on the cake. I'm assuming all the 1/5's come from those who haven't studied socialism, otherwise they would be laughing too.
I think Diana from the southern desert is my favorite, I just took down the entire trade republic without any troops and without any deaths, and shes only at level 40.