You know what breakout needs? The paddle to randomly freeze occasionally, so you can watch your ball fall even though you were able to save it! Let's represent that with enemies who do nothing but hinder your paddle!
... First turn, Trojan Horsed, really? I know it makes for a more difficult game to have that possibility, but it doesn't make for a fun game. I liked the original much better. 3/5.
I'm tired of disproportionately positive reviews being rated as the best, while negative reviews end up unread as flagged. All of the top ratings say 5/5, or I love this game, yet I'm looking at barely a 3 rating. Be honest people, don't uprate a comment just because it said something positive about a game, uprate it because it said something you found helpful.
A little too easy to cheat the money system. Destroy blocks early on until you have a solid chunk of one color, then get a huge explosion of cash. The -2000 doesn't hurt you when you have 0
Ugh, the game is just stupid hard. Half the time you can't attack an enemy without them touching you, and the skulls wreak havoc with impunity. I don't see a simple update saving this game...