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Innkeeper

Play Innkeeper

Apr. 07, 2012

Rating: 75

When trying to unlock Juana: "Room service was mediocre." YEESSS!! *Punches air*

Papa's Pancakeria

Play Papa's Pancakeria

Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 13

Alright, Papa, this is the fifth restaurant I've run for you now. When do I get to spend my hard-earned money on something other than the shop? Where do you expect me to live? How am I supposed to buy new clothes and food for myself?

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 16

This is my favourite Papa Louie game. So why is it the only one without an endurance badge? If ever there was a game to make me earn gold for every customer, it's this one.

NyanCat Idle

Play NyanCat Idle

Aug. 13, 2011

Rating: 1

Would be nice if you could smooth it all over so it doesn't have the "start again" instrumental bit every 3 minutes or so.

Effing Worms

Play Effing Worms

Aug. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

Holy hell, I just saw a cow survive a direct hit from a nuclear missile...

Tangerine Panic!

Play Tangerine Panic!

Aug. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

In my time, I've dropped many tangerines on floors. Never have I heard a tangerine making a noise like a tennis ball before BOUNCING inexplicably high into the air.

Dibbles: For The Greater Good

Play Dibbles: For The Greater Good

Aug. 09, 2011

Rating: -2

How do these lemm-- I mean "Dibbles", turn themselves into stone at will?

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 09, 2011

Rating: -1

I dislike the Waiting Score update. I had been enjoying this game more than the rest of the Papa series because it was slightly more laidback, however now it has become more demanding and has upset the rhythm I've spent several days fine-tuning. That pure inconvenience has taken this game from 5/5 to 4/5.

Developer response from FliplineStudios

Sorry to hear that! If you put a handful of furniture in the lobby (especially the bigger items) they should start being more lenient again though.

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 17

Employee: "Hello, welcome to Papa's Freezeria, how may I help you?" Customer: "Yeah, I'd like a small --" Employee: "Oh, I'm sorry, we haven't yet unlocked that cup size."

Meat Boy

Play Meat Boy

Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

*Beats first two levels* Hey, this game isn't so hard! What's all the fuss about? *36 seconds later* I HATE YOU MEATBOY! DIE! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! *Throws computer out of window*

Papa's Freezeria

Play Papa's Freezeria

Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

Having just finished Papa's Freezeria on another site: "Hmm, not been on Kong for a while, let's see wh-- NOO! Once they add badges, I'm going to have to do it ALL again!" However, at least I know a way to completely fill the wall with posters, leaving no gaps. :)

Papa's Burgeria

Play Papa's Burgeria

Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 4

I'd like to know how they plan to eat these burgers, as they order them to be built BIGGER THAN THEIR HEADS.

Edmus

Play Edmus

Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

How can different versions of myself be different heights?

Man in Gap

Play Man in Gap

Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

I thought all it ever said was "Perfect", until I got to round 20 and was pushed into the gap by the rapidly closing floor/ceiling. I narrowly escaped death, and all the game said was "Be careful!" in a red font.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

Play Wasted Youth, Part 1

Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: 3

I love that he has Jeremy Kyle on the computer screen in the Genius Room.

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

Jul. 16, 2011

Rating: 1

So very happy... managed to plan out a way to completely fill every space in the ship editor. :D

Wasted Youth, Part 1

Play Wasted Youth, Part 1

Jul. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

I really don't see why Dave isn't insanely popular. I mean, the guy plays CTR! He is a LEGEND!

You Find Yourself In A Room

Play You Find Yourself In A Room

Jul. 01, 2011

Rating: 94

Game - "I CUT OFF YOUR HANDS WITH A ROTARY SAW." Me - "Regrow hands." Game - "Uhh, try something else."

Papa's Taco Mia!

Play Papa's Taco Mia!

May. 30, 2011

Rating: 29

Look, pal, if you want THAT MUCH cheese and tomato on your taco, why don't you just go and find a pizzaria and stop wasting my time.

Doodle God 2

Play Doodle God 2

May. 12, 2011

Rating: 4

How is Human + Lightbulb not Idea?

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