holcat27's Comments

When trying to unlock Juana: "Room service was mediocre." YEESSS!! *Punches air*

Alright, Papa, this is the fifth restaurant I've run for you now. When do I get to spend my hard-earned money on something other than the shop? Where do you expect me to live? How am I supposed to buy new clothes and food for myself?

This is my favourite Papa Louie game. So why is it the only one without an endurance badge? If ever there was a game to make me earn gold for every customer, it's this one.

Would be nice if you could smooth it all over so it doesn't have the "start again" instrumental bit every 3 minutes or so.

Holy hell, I just saw a cow survive a direct hit from a nuclear missile...

In my time, I've dropped many tangerines on floors. Never have I heard a tangerine making a noise like a tennis ball before BOUNCING inexplicably high into the air.

How do these lemm-- I mean "Dibbles", turn themselves into stone at will?

I dislike the Waiting Score update. I had been enjoying this game more than the rest of the Papa series because it was slightly more laidback, however now it has become more demanding and has upset the rhythm I've spent several days fine-tuning. That pure inconvenience has taken this game from 5/5 to 4/5.

Employee: "Hello, welcome to Papa's Freezeria, how may I help you?" Customer: "Yeah, I'd like a small --" Employee: "Oh, I'm sorry, we haven't yet unlocked that cup size."

*Beats first two levels* Hey, this game isn't so hard! What's all the fuss about? *36 seconds later* I HATE YOU MEATBOY! DIE! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! *Throws computer out of window*

Having just finished Papa's Freezeria on another site: "Hmm, not been on Kong for a while, let's see wh-- NOO! Once they add badges, I'm going to have to do it ALL again!" However, at least I know a way to completely fill the wall with posters, leaving no gaps. :)

I'd like to know how they plan to eat these burgers, as they order them to be built BIGGER THAN THEIR HEADS.

How can different versions of myself be different heights?

I thought all it ever said was "Perfect", until I got to round 20 and was pushed into the gap by the rapidly closing floor/ceiling. I narrowly escaped death, and all the game said was "Be careful!" in a red font.

I love that he has Jeremy Kyle on the computer screen in the Genius Room.

So very happy... managed to plan out a way to completely fill every space in the ship editor. :D

I really don't see why Dave isn't insanely popular. I mean, the guy plays CTR! He is a LEGEND!

Game - "I CUT OFF YOUR HANDS WITH A ROTARY SAW." Me - "Regrow hands." Game - "Uhh, try something else."

Look, pal, if you want THAT MUCH cheese and tomato on your taco, why don't you just go and find a pizzaria and stop wasting my time.

How is Human + Lightbulb not Idea?