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Learn to Fly 3
Mar. 05, 2016
Rating: 4
When you suddenly owe the Matrix money for playing around with it too much
Llama Adventure
Jul. 13, 2014
Rating: 0
I typed 'tasselfoot' then 'meow'. Was not dissapointed.
The Kitten Game
Apr. 25, 2014
Pro tip: Bonsly is fun. Spend a long time clicking em on that page.
Learn to Fly Idle
Mar. 19, 2014
Rating: 13
So...a frozen moon is worth more than a frozen planet...I wonder how much our moon is worth
The Last Door - Chapter 3: The Four Witnesses
Mar. 16, 2014
A key under the piano key...legit I guess
Downhill OMG 2
Dec. 05, 2013
Rating: -1
I have 1008 fractures? Wow, I must have to be dead since the human has only about 300-350 bones.
Counter Terror
Dec. 01, 2013
Rating: 135
On tutorial: "Try not to hurt the hostage in anyway". Accidentally throws a grenade instead of a flash bomb.
Island Escape
Rating: 1
"What is this?" *stabs Gatling gun in the town* "OH SHIT SHIT RUN"
Sick Leave
Nov. 26, 2013
But...but the soup looked bad. It looks like it stinks. How is it gonna help me?
Focus
Oct. 30, 2013
After awhile of playing, I find my right hand completely weak.
Johnny Rocketfingers 2
Oct. 12, 2013
Johnny Rocketfingers, kills humans, can't deal with one pigeon with the fists.
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Sep. 10, 2013
"Your face is ugly" definitely looks like a good way to tell your opponent he is wrong.
Hostage Crisis
Sep. 03, 2013
Here is that 5/5 i owed you.
Strike Force Heroes
Jul. 09, 2013
It seems that even soldiers needs to play LOL once in a while(the LOL launcher in the first ctf)
Snailiad
Jul. 07, 2013
Rating: 6
I see that Legend of Zelda quote there
Reys Quest 6: Reys Return!!
Jun. 10, 2013
"I'm blasting off again" Is it me or is this from Pokemon then team rocket gets thunderbolted?
Road of the Dead
Jan. 30, 2013
Engine on fire, oh well, my horn still works.
Snaket
Nov. 06, 2012
nice game, but i think you might want the snake to die when it tries to eat itself
Mecha Arena
Oct. 23, 2012
there is a glitch with the shop, I equiped an ontel stabilizer v2 but according to the shop, I am equipping the ontel stabilizer v1
Prison Escape
Sep. 15, 2012
Rating: 2
Locked in a room with guards outside. Lets play tetris on the ipod and wait.
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