For anyone having a problem like Chaosinmotion was, here are my explanations for what to do with each object.
Shark: Just click as fast as possible. If you're too close to hitting Biscuithead, just don't click and let yourself fail this one. Otherwise you'll almost certainly misclick on Biscuithead and lose a bunch of speed.
UFO: Click every time the meter is nearly to the end (when the green exclamation mark appears).
SheepPlane: Click if you want to make smoke. Don't click if you don't want smoke. I don't think you can fail this one.
Rocket Badger: Click every time the green exclamation mark appears.
Glider: Click and hold to go up; let go to go down. Aim for the cupcakes.
Blowup: Just wait for the green exclamation mark.
RocketRider: Wait for the green exclamation mark, and then click and hold.
Trolley: Just click every time you see the green exclamation mark.
Being able to revisit the tutorials would have been nice, but hopefully this will work.
@VSPavlov If they did add an art sharing feature, you know what half the submissions would be?
Because I can live without seeing hundreds of scribbled phalluses, personally.
I've got to say, while I don't think it's up to the level of your Bubble Tanks series, it's still very fun. I wish there was more customization, but I understand you can't include everything.
Playing on Firefox, absolutely no enemies showed up. Playing on Chrome, the game worked fine.
Not sure what the problem was, but if you're not seeing any enemies, try another browser.
I have a so-so, few year old laptop. Completed the game on Fast setting, used all weapons, beat all levels. Not even a little bit of lag.
No idea why it would be different for me, but I had no problems.
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