I sorta agree with yuters, but I think that a song by Avenged Sevenfold would be better. Even though I can't hear it because my DAMN COMPUTER HAS NO SOUNDZ!!!
Crazy Vietnam guy with 1 leg: I've seen some psyco things man! Zombie Apocolypse Survive: SHUT THE **** UP! WE DON'T CARE! YOU'RE ZOMBIE CHOW WITH ONLY 1 LEG! I SAW MY ****ING KIDS GET EATEN ALIVE!
So this girl named "Winks" Baily keeps winking at me. I've never seen her left eye, and I think she likes me, but I'm afraid of her rifle that keeps misfiring on one of her eyes... maybe her right one.
The last game I played, all of my non-french men ran or died. One guy stayed, and I was like, 5 TP for a guy that lasts 40 waves compared to 1.75 of a reg soldier who lasts 20, or 5 French rebels who last 1? Sign that mo-fo UP!
Ok, there are 8 of you, you're all trained better than the French rebels, and there is a sniper covering you. Not a single one of you has been shot in 20 minutes, and all of the trees have been burned. All you need to do now is kill 5 enemies, wait, why the frick are you running! Are you telling me that the only French rebel here is the only one NOT running!?
YOU, Officer, are incharge of these 15 men. Most of which are French. If a random airstike comes, tell them to shoot randomly into the sky, you HEAR ME?
A enemy soldier is right next to you, you have 5 soldiers and there is no way the other enemies can shoot you behind that wall. You have 2 choices, pretend that he doesn't exist, or shoot him. So you're going to ignore him? You sir get a medal.
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