It's almost impressive how NOT fun this game is. Rather than a fighting system with any sort of depth, the game is all about whoring stupid item pickups.
At what point do you unlocked the fourth meat? I just got black beans and I'm wondering how much more I'd need to play. If it's too much longer I'm not going to bother.
If you want to avoid a huge amount of frustration once you reach Beach Brawl grind the level to get enough cash for a Spy and a Heli-R (and then fully upgrade them with all your stars). Every level after this you can send the Spy through to clear out civilians and VIPS before having your Heli-R rape everything. If you don't get the Spy you will likely LOSE money from missions due to civilians and VIPS dying left and right.
I had to steal a key from the basement to get to my pants, but now I can't progress in the basement. Did I miss a key somewhere in the house, and if so where might it be?
This game would instantly be ten times more fun if momentum was eliminated. I don't care if it's realistic, momentum makes platforming freaking ANNOYING
What on earth has this game done to deserve badges? It looked fun, but then after the one easy quest I have two impossible ones. Fully explored everything possible, it's just grind grind and more grind until I can maybe not get killed in one hit by the ridiculous boss monsters. Clearly a 1 star game
Why do all games of this type insist on forcing you to grind? Just because something is fun briefly doesn't mean doing it over and over AND OVER is fun
What really frustrates me with this game is the levels that are easy to figure out a solution but near impossible to execute. I easily came up with a solution to 36, watched the video when I had trouble pulling it of, and I STILL can't get the timing and cuts with the ridiculous precision needed to complete the level.
I have one major complaint with this game: the minigun attack sound is about ten times louder than anything else. Equipped it for the first time and got quite a shock my first level with it.
This game starts you off WAY too weak and gives you not nearly enough money. I shouldn't have to be grinding the first levels in order to be able to even kill enemies on level FOUR!
If you lost a commander (or more) due to the recent glitch, go to Synapticon's profile and leave a private message detailing which ones. They should be returned, pending confirmation that you actually had the card.
If you aren't getting your medium badge load up a level (with a coin, such as level 3) and complete it. That SHOULD get you your badge, if not try refreshing. If all else fails just submit a missing badge report.
I wondered how the heck the last badge could be a medium, when after a couple hours I was barely ever able to get through the second door. Came back the next day and the whole game ran over five times faster. Did more in 20 minutes than I did the previous few hours o_O
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