Oh wow, I thought I got "lucky" (it was more unlucky before the update) that I wasn't killing myself trying to slide consecutively and finishing one in the middle of an enemy. I didn't see the update. Thank you very much!
Score: 1321930, Max Combo: 3443 (breaking that was the worst feeling ever), Coins: 21221, for anyone interested in what it's like around that level of score or whatever. I broke combos too many times and didn't use a multiplier at the beginning.
That's interesting. If I open a download link in Chrome in a new tab and cancel the dialog box (I'm not sure about actually downloading it, but I imagine it has the same effect), the sound from this starts playing again until I click on the window. This is all without ever switching to this tab. I don't know if it happens in other Flash games as well or anything, either, but I wouldn't put it past Adobe.
How the...? I beat the game and had around a dozen hats, then came back to it and found my save a new game, but when it gets badges, I load up my now-unstarted game and get all the badges.
@Darvious, I want to point out that just because people might not have their own Kongregate or other flash game, that doesn't mean they haven't developed one. Actionscript and Flash in general are completely terrible compared to so many other languages and tools in my opinion. I have made games, but there's a very low possibility of me ever making one for Flash.
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Too bad there isn't a "Norman" tag :(