Great reverse game but I think that trophies should have some other kind of influence in the game other than decoration for the throne room like: the timepiece could let you stop the game for a couple of seconds and still allows you to cast spells and regain MP, the pile of loot gives you +10% infamy at the end of each level (remember, these are just examples). 5/5 though because its a great and and distracting.
The bicycle guy has some real determination. He broke a leg, crushed his sons head under the wheel, lost an arm and still kept on going. I have to congratulate him.