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Haunt the House

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Nov. 09, 2013

Rating: 7

Yes! 24 suicides! I feel so cruel and heartless!

Moby Dick - The Video Game

Play Moby Dick - The Video Game

Oct. 15, 2013

Rating: 3

The hardest part of the game is trying to dodge all of the health bonuses so you can save them for later.

Stable Boy

Play Stable Boy

Mar. 04, 2013

Rating: 1

Why can't I just scare the foxes away with my poop hand?

Choose Your Game

Play Choose Your Game

Feb. 22, 2013

Rating: 3

On one screen, there's a guy dying. On another screen, there are jumping mushrooms. I LOVE THIS GAME.

400 Years

Play 400 Years

Feb. 20, 2013

Rating: 6

This guy has the patience to wait 30 years, but I don't have the patience to wait 30 seconds...

The Kongregate Text Adventure

Play The Kongregate Text Adventure

Feb. 18, 2013

Rating: 3

Me: ... Game: I don't have any clue what you're trying to say here. Me: Cuz I'm not saying anything. Game: What? Try that again, but this time, without the stupid. Me: *face palm* Game: I don't have any idea what you're trying to say here.

The Kongregate Text Adventure

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Feb. 18, 2013

Rating: 4

Me: Talk to gamegrl Game: "I think I have an idea," gamegrl tells you. Her plan seems pretty stupid, but you figure you might as well try. She says you should just kill all of the children in the world No problem, you think you'll just have to talk to God. But how will you manage to talk to God? Me: Pray Game: You pray at the top of your soul for a few minutes, but nothing seems to happen. Rats. Maybe some more extreme measures are required. Me: Extreme praying Game: Maybe you're not smart enough to handle a text based game, after all...

This is a Work of Fiction

Play This is a Work of Fiction

Feb. 17, 2013

Rating: 16

I used my brain, but these riddles killed it.

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