"Have you ever wondered what it’s like to fight a bear? Well, prepare to keep wondering, because this game has nothing to do with bear fights!". 5/5 for that alone.
you should really add. when he ask you ''do you know where you are'' and you tell im ''space'' or ''space ship'' then he lies to you. you should be able to tell him hes lieing and skip the parts you asking about the esc pod
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