Just in case you you're wondering what happened before George "Ginger" Fredrickson ended up on his island of peeping Tom paradise, he took his pre-baby mama Candy out fishing for R&R. Whether Candy works part-time as a prostitution whore or CEO (or something in between) is irrelevant, what does matter is the other part-time: she's a full-time witch, unbeknownst to George. A few months after copious coitus, Candy reveals to George that she is with his child, Kane. George sensibly demanded that she execute her Third Amendment right and abort Kane. When she countered with an offer for George to leave his wife for her or she'd tell Mrs. Fredrickson, George knew he had no choice but to take her fishing. The game opens shortly after George leaving Candy to swim with the fish.
Moral of the story: Wear a rubber and not a candy wrapper when walking old one-eye into a witch.
The music matched your statement perfectly... and as far as making it a "game," I think it's brilliant; it's about the only way you can reach the millions that reject this "real" world via video games.
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