why is digging to china considered winning? they are killing the planet, poisoning us with toxins in our food, ruining the air, and everything they manufacture is crap that breaks down in a month.
I bet youll reply to this. you always do. go on I dare you not to reply to this comment. your game seriously needs blood and zombies and screaming oh and some death metal to make up for that candy assed so called poem that attempts to pass as something more than artsy fartsyness. you should put a super atomic special attack for the little girl like she can release flaming death skulls from her naughty bits that cause that prick of a father's ghost being to become encapsulated in fire making him scream for a change. then her death by falling off the puzzle would be more fulfilling and you could reward me ninety bazillion points for doing something so fking cool that it makes your head like totally explode.
ok so I was driving the lorry through the zombie horde when suddenly THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a crate got stuck under the wheels and I couldn't get the stupid thing to go forward OR BACK!!! A CRATE FOR PETE SAKES!!! I got a 50000 ton lorry and youre gonna tell me a stupid crate will stop its progress??? anyway It was about that time the zombie overlord made his appearance and killed me so it didn't really mater none. you should fix this bug.
oh yeah you really fixed the bug with the lorry getting stuck on debris alright..NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a bazillion ton truck held up by a tiny box???? lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! yep...still crap.
ok here's another idea to help you. somewhere around level 5 you need to have harry potter appear - center screen (of course) with his magic wand to , ya know.. use his brilliant STUPIFY! or EXPERIAMOS! move which will cause 5 seconds of total chaos after which you can earn DOUBLE POINTS!!!! you may thank me now for all my expert help. youre welcome!
continually getting stuck in graphics and not being able to move really is a cool feature!!! it adds a challenging level of frustration like no other!!!!!
ok so I don't quite understand why at the end there's a giant floating turd bouncing about wearing a sombrero and shooting penis shaped pistols into the air but hey... whatever works for you I guess.
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