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Fractured 2

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Feb. 21, 2014

Rating: -6

in level 5 how do you get past the fractured butt hole with the angry Mario character that throws donuts at the girl?

Developer response from GroZZleR

Please stop.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 21, 2014

Rating: -5

OOOO EXPLODING CHEESE LOGS!!!! HAVE EXPLODING CHEESE LOGS TRYING TO MASH HER INTO CHEESY BITS OF DEATH!!!!! YEAH!!!!

Developer response from GroZZleR

Please stop.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 21, 2014

Rating: -4

this 'game' gave me roids.

Developer response from GroZZleR

Please stop.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 16, 2014

Rating: -4

it seriously needs mutant sheep chasing the girl and pained screams of death as she plummets to her DOOM! think of it... mutant sheep.... screams.... it's the only thing that can save this feeble attempt at a 'game'.

Developer response from GroZZleR

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Fractured 2

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Feb. 12, 2014

Rating: -2

I think grozzler likes me. one can only hope they are softening up and will incorporate some of my most excellent suggestions into their much lacking game.

Developer response from GroZZleR

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Fractured 2

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Feb. 11, 2014

Rating: -5

hmmph ... some ppl just cannot handle constructive criticism. I mean here I am offering up my geniosity to you so you can improve this horribly lacking "game" and that's the thanks I get?????????!!!

Developer response from GroZZleR

I think I've been pretty patient with your silliness thus far, to be honest.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 11, 2014

Rating: -8

ive tried to like this...really have but it is so flawed. I find myself thinking ya know? who cares about the little terd trying to find her dad? and then I make her jump to her death repeatedly for about 20 mins before getting bored. now if she was a hot scantily clad college freshman chick with big bodacious tatas dressed ala sailor moon.... and you threw in an evil menacing pacman thing trying to eat her to speed her ascent to the goal...that would be AWESOME!!!!! and of course blood and screams and etc.

Developer response from GroZZleR

This is your fourth or fifth silly comment. You need another hobby.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 08, 2014

Rating: 0

OOO OOOOOOO!!! and make the controls work in random patterns. one minute up is up, the next its left!!!

Developer response from GroZZleR

What if like on one level the screen was normal but then on the next level, the screen was like... broken up into all these pieces... and those pieces were scattered all over the place? This is an awesome idea!

Fractured 2

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Feb. 08, 2014

Rating: 1

ok so here's some more brilliant ideas for this game!!! strobing lights! every time you go to jump make the screen strobe!!! yeah! cool! recite the "poetry" in Klingon. have death metal playing in the background. \nnn/ turn the statue thing into a 50 ft flaming penguin and at random moments have it rain poison darts and don't forget the pained screams every time she dies! then maybe youll have a cool game.

Developer response from GroZZleR

*facepalm*

Fractured 2

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Feb. 08, 2014

Rating: -12

konami cheat codes are for those with weak kung fu. game needs blood, screams, and a land mine or 2. or at least have the statue thing emit a spray of flesh eating super atomic acid.

Developer response from GroZZleR

I think that would ruin the aesthetic.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: 3

how do you get past the dog in level 6?

Developer response from GroZZleR

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

Fractured 2

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Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: -3

tried it again.... still needs screams , blood and land mines. you also might want to add really pointy spikes that spring up and impale the kid.

Developer response from GroZZleR

Well I give up.

Fractured 2

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Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: 0

and poetry is so booooring. make it fun. recite it in Klingon.

Developer response from GroZZleR

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Fractured 2

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Feb. 07, 2014

Rating: -6

without the pained screams of death as the little girl plummets to her doom, this game is simply artsy fartsy crap. tips: add the screams, add blood, and a couple of hidden land mines.

Developer response from GroZZleR

You should take a chance and try something new once in a while. You'll grow as a person.

Zos

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Jan. 10, 2014

Rating: 1

so why does the idiot keep running to the left no matter what keys I hit?

Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Jan. 01, 2014

Rating: -1

what utter crap.

The Everloom

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Dec. 18, 2013

Rating: -6

artsy fartsy garbage. zzzzzzzzzzzz

Candle Man

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Dec. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

novel game.. challenging and frustrating sometimes... very lame ending.

Cave escape 2

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Nov. 29, 2013

Rating: -2

sucks ass

Cave escape 2

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Nov. 29, 2013

Rating: -2

fix your stupid game before you put it out derp-head

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