it seriously needs mutant sheep chasing the girl and pained screams of death as she plummets to her DOOM! think of it... mutant sheep.... screams.... it's the only thing that can save this feeble attempt at a 'game'.
I think grozzler likes me. one can only hope they are softening up and will incorporate some of my most excellent suggestions into their much lacking game.
hmmph ... some ppl just cannot handle constructive criticism. I mean here I am offering up my geniosity to you so you can improve this horribly lacking "game" and that's the thanks I get?????????!!!
ive tried to like this...really have but it is so flawed. I find myself thinking ya know? who cares about the little terd trying to find her dad? and then I make her jump to her death repeatedly for about 20 mins before getting bored. now if she was a hot scantily clad college freshman chick with big bodacious tatas dressed ala sailor moon.... and you threw in an evil menacing pacman thing trying to eat her to speed her ascent to the goal...that would be AWESOME!!!!! and of course blood and screams and etc.
What if like on one level the screen was normal but then on the next level, the screen was like... broken up into all these pieces... and those pieces were scattered all over the place? This is an awesome idea!
ok so here's some more brilliant ideas for this game!!! strobing lights! every time you go to jump make the screen strobe!!! yeah! cool! recite the "poetry" in Klingon. have death metal playing in the background. \nnn/
turn the statue thing into a 50 ft flaming penguin and at random moments have it rain poison darts and don't forget the pained screams every time she dies! then maybe youll have a cool game.
konami cheat codes are for those with weak kung fu. game needs blood, screams, and a land mine or 2. or at least have the statue thing emit a spray of flesh eating super atomic acid.
without the pained screams of death as the little girl plummets to her doom, this game is simply artsy fartsy crap. tips: add the screams, add blood, and a couple of hidden land mines.
Please stop.