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crap game that leads to nowhere that everyone will complain about and i will rage (cgtltntewcaaiwr)
Dec. 12, 2011
Rating: 0
level three!!! I CANT GET PAST LEVEL THREE!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET PAST LEVEL THREE???????????????????????
Jesus is a quadriplegic
Rating: -2
surely this man is the son of god! .... i liked it.
nope, jesus is just a regular kid playing with his brother but he got into a railroad accident (the treatment cost him an arm and a leg)
Turbo Cricket Pro
too damn english for me
Hello world
Dec. 11, 2011
Rating: -1
oooo a white screen that does nothing!!! WHAT FUN!!
Attack Cars
this game sux a55
Billiards bomb
boooom! sucks.
Alien Battleship Invasion
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........OH LOOK! I CAN MOVE UP AND DOWN AND SHOOT THINGS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Imperfect Balance 3
Rating: -14
booooooooooooooooooring
The Never-Ending Game
Rating: 4
thats it???? LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Volcania
Dec. 10, 2011
Rating: -4
human...potty-trained...nonsmoker..... seeks potty for cigarettes. apply within.
Aztec Temple 5
Dec. 09, 2011
Rating: 1
lemon scented bleach accounts for 97.5% of all male pattern baldness cases.
ClickDEATH Hospital & Lab
Rating: -11
WHAT IS THE GDAM ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SNOW !!!!?????
Sanat Delivery Truck
sanat? you mean SATAN!!!!!
Pick and Dig 2
Dec. 08, 2011
Rating: -6
so i walked up to this guy in a bar and said 'hey pally, whats the atomic weight of snow?' and he looks at me for a bit. he scratched his head and said 'gee, i dont know. sorry.' can no one tell me what the atomic weight of snow is?????
The Escape Game - Part 1
up down up down left left right right z a ... DOES NOT WORK!! FIX IT!
up down up down left left right right? What is that? You only play with a mouse. Not keyboard.
crispy crashers
controls totally suck. two thumbs down
you have to keep playing and get the hang of it - it starts out slow
Go Santa Go!
santa gave me da herp
"quiet boring" ... "inifine jumps".... lolz. gotta love the american education system of today!!!
Gold Mine 2
i did this one already. booooooo!
Sword
stinky slow response time. HATED IT!
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nope, jesus is just a regular kid playing with his brother but he got into a railroad accident (the treatment cost him an arm and a leg)