Ok, be honest VladUA... How much did you pay Kong to badge this glitchy POS? I actually felt bad giving this a 1/5, only because the other games I've given a 1/5 were exponentially better than this.
being a perfectionist, i played the game twice to earn enough xp to buy out the entire ability points tree so i could have a chuck norris-esque elephant, but sadly, even after i bought out the entire tree, i still couldnt buy every ability :[ i would assume i to buy one of the branches of the skill tree, but i need 70 more skill points to max out my skills. either this is a bug that will be hopefully fixed, or make the unbought branches stand out more from the bought ones
i went through the entire game just clicking the first option cuz i stopped looking at the continue button, assuming it would stay as a continue button until the game started. well then i died and im like wtf? this game hasnt even started yet and u kill me? and i gave it 5/5 for originality
Many theologians believe that "eating the golden apple" was actually a metaphor for Adam and Eve having sex without being married. That part better be in the sequel XD
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