So, I get out of that questioning part in the beginning 3 times in a row, and all 3 times the game screen goes black and nothing else happens. Awesome.
Sooo... I killed a random generic monster and somehow gained a huge amount of exp and went from level something-teen to 50+ before I had to quit because I can't do anything but level up. Awesome.
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