isildur's Comments

You march through confused soldiers and constant lightnings, to the top of the tower, just to meet a grim reaper and some mean skeletons. However you manage to destroy the monsters but before you even START to build something on top of that tower, a gust of wind flies you back to the bottom and the monsters are regenerated. Additionally, earthquakes strike time to time, destroying what you tried so hard to build. Rather cruel, huh? I felt guilty after playing about 2hrs in survival mode and quit the game. I'd say confusion skill is way too effective and should cost more mana.

is diving2 medal even possible? 1000fts underwater........how?

in russia, your opponent stabs YOU!!

once you have this "parting gift" card, the game is totally over. keep spamming cheap weak units until your foe kills them all and eventually his/her portal will be destroyed. I named this strategy "the chinese swarm"

I'd say "horny" combined with "good in bed" should give something around +20, especially when you're over 30.

religion + religion = war

And more : 1. Rifles suck most of the time since your enemies are mostly melee enemies in groups, but it rules against watchtowers with rifle-gnomes. 2. If you don't already have a decent weapon before heading to gnome king's room, note there is a sword with high damage and impressive range at the stage right before the king, lying on a platform between the trampolines.

Third boss, the huge abomination. The audience throw fruits at you, which you can use(hit melee attack)to heal yourself or feed the monster(hit throw weapon). If you throw the fruit at the monster, it eats the fruit(which is a great time to get close and slash since it doesn't attack) and jumps and charges at you. You can super-jump over the monster when he charges toward you. One hit is enough to kill you in hard mode, so letting him hit you is not a good idea. Gain rage by fruit hits instead. ////// Last boss, the gnome king. Get hit to stack up rage, beat him up while you're invincible, retreat to the storage room to recover. Note that you also get invincibility when you pick up full health. And be careful not to get too close even when you're invincible, cuz the king's hips are awfully heavy and you're gonna die instantly if you get flattened under his arse the moment your invincibility wears out. //////

Okay, additional tips added to the best comment : ////// First boss, the mage. Keep beating him up so he won't have time to cast spells. Those of you who find that difficult can keep moving up&down so his projectiles miss you, and wait for him to summon his group of weaklings(a.k.a "HEALTH SHUTTLES") and recover. With enough health, he won't be a big problem. ////// Second boss, the mounted spearguy. dodge the charge and his spear throw attack by moving up&down while jumping. If dodged successfully, you should have a spear that you can throw at him, but I recommend you dodge one more charge cuz it's way easier to dodge that charge at the far end of the screen, rather than right where he shows up. Pick up spear, throw at him, pick up that melee weapon that you dropped when you picked up spear, slash the boss while stunned.......jump at the right time to avoid quake attack. If you're low on health, hit bushes on ends of screens to acquire additional health orbs. //////

The final boss was way too crappy. His strongest weapon was reflectible, so with enough energy item you won't even get a hit. Only thing impressive about the last boss was that absurd hitpoint, which made me very bored for about five minutes. This entity guy may consider having a beam weapon or two?

tips : you gotta make at least 5000$ on the first day. I wish you luck. if that's done, the rest is easy. invest 1000$ on the radars, 2500$ on the suckers and whatever left in the fuel tank(and the rest in the rockets). 2nd day, look nothing but the radars and aim for the platforms...with luck, you might be able to reach mars on the second day. if not, you can spend the chunk of money you've earned on second day(which will at least be over 10000$) on additional fuel tanks and rockets, or e-rocket for emergency use.

Game gets extremely boring once you find out that you can't die.

Don't try this at home. the north koreans are about to launch nukes.