I feel bad for the gardener with Alzheimers. Constantly walking to the end of the screen, then suddenly forgetting that you're going back home, and deciding to touch up on the growth some more.
I like how noone comments about how fake this is...bacteria never join, they split apart. They are Asexual single-cell organisms and usually split every 20 minutes.
11:14 am...This looks interesting and hard! and everyone says its hard! (Tries it)....11:20 am....I already won, WTF? And people say its hard?!....maybe its sarcasm...
Secret : The real name of this game is "Who has the BEST computer?!"
The higher you score the better yours is.
I got to 1337 combo before I crashed, that means my computer is 1337! right?!....right?....Guys...?
"hey looks, bloody foot prints. oh well. (10 minutes later) zomg! the boss is dead! ignore those footprints leading to a manhole behind the crates, and check the bathroom!"
i turned on a flash game makeing program, dropped my cat on my keyboard, and then saved the random keys my cat hit....the codeing made a better flash game then this.