Your name is Alex McCoy. You are a man. You are a programmer who likes books. Your dream is to smash your computer. People describe you as being a fool. You excessively smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny computers. You love drinking melted books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
Thank you! :)