This game blew snot chunks when it was new, it still blows snot chunks. That movie armored and the promotional connection....that blows snot chunks. kong should have a pledge drive if they need income that bad...we'll raise TRIPLE what that shiat movie promotion is bringing in.
Horrible. You can accept that this kind of game will break the 4th wall...but this builds a 5th wall and kicks it down too. the "logical" leaps required are completely arbitrary. ALSO! It has too many odd-ball system/enviornmental requirements. Design Fail AND Technical Requirements Fail.
The game was mindless and barely amusing before the SAW references...now I just want to travel back in time and find the developer when they were a baby and punch them in the face with a dump truck.
this game couldn't be LESS engaging unless you just hit the space bar and watched the next cut scene with bad jazz music.
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1/5 because I can't set online games on fire
I first played this here on Kong. then later on another site I hacked it and found out it has 50 (FIFTY) levels!!! I only got to like mid 20-s on kong. the only way to beat this game is thru hacking yourself hundreds of thousands of gold. you need at least a dozen maxed out allmagedon super towers (and several of the one's that cause slow). the interest rates combined with the gold/kill and the tower prices...make this BEYOND mathematically impossible.
1/5 cause I can't go lower.
this game is MAD AWESOME....and MAD STOLEN!
the game is a professionally developed product belonging exclusively to Candystand, and the hacked version was done by Gorillashack, not this dingbat
Flag it!
I just realized that the artilary mode completely sucks....then i realized that none of the modes was very fun...so I'm raiting this pos a 2/5. the first 2 MMMs were much better, the mechanics on this one are sheer shiat
As near as I can tell the challenge mode IS actually a new unique feature to this kind of game...apart from that, it's basically a direct clone/rip/re-art of a couple dozen other identical games...all of which are sheer awful. this is also sheer awful. game play is effectively luck of the draw, no skill or intelligence required.
*clears throat*
"Kongregate, Play free games online"
Runescape is not free, this should be removed, it goes aganist everything good about kongregate
1/5 because I can't spit acid in it's face as a raiting
badge/card arn't working....I've been to 3 out of the 4 edges of the world...killed the boss guy probably at least 50 times over. I've reloaded the game (and restarted browser and computer) and it's not working. chat green light is on. Netscape 7.2 on win2k
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