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Zumbi Blocks

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Sep. 06, 2014

Rating: 2

it would be better if you could select a gamemode where trolls cant blow you up with a rocket launcher.

Air Pressure

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Sep. 02, 2014

Rating: 4

apparently if you are a complete jerk to the girl (mutilation) she will leave and i will be free!

Rebuild 2

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Sep. 01, 2014

Rating: 7

Leader: " Ok guys i think this can work! we got a ton of food and guns and ammo not to mention 15 houses to fort. Survivors: "WHERES ALL THE BEER AND CHURCHES!!! THAT'S IT WERE RIOTING! Leader: -_-

Memoir Text Adventure

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Aug. 02, 2014

Rating: 7

best game i have ever played in my 50 years of kongerate

Feed the King

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Jul. 20, 2014

Rating: 1

That moment when you had to stack 3 muffins ontop of eachother.

Feed the King

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Jul. 19, 2014

Rating: 5

What happens when the king falls down after all the cakes are eaten?

Mutilate-a-doll

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Jul. 14, 2014

Rating: 8

Golden AK-47's? 1,000,000,000/10

Memoir Text Adventure

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Jul. 14, 2014

Rating: 3

I started dating a decent woman in this game around when my character was 25. 40 YEARS LATER. she still wont marry me. 20 more years im dead

Memoir Text Adventure

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Jul. 12, 2014

Rating: 0

How did i commit suicide at age 5? it just said i died then because of suicide.....

Mutant Uprising

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Jul. 11, 2014

Rating: 0

My name is Rick? This is the walking dead except Rick didnt get married

The Sagittarian 3

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Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

You think your cool large snake?

The Sagittarian 2

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Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 7

So is the main character sage? or am i just a guy?

The Sagittarian

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Jul. 09, 2014

Rating: 5

I would suggest not using the same font color as the background, its harder to see the choices

Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

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Jul. 08, 2014

Rating: 3

also i DID get the antibiotics, but whatever cool game bro 1000/10

Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2

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Jul. 08, 2014

Rating: 2

ok when its too the farm hand part when i tried to fix the engine, i havent used any ammo at all, and i got extra ammo from ox, HOW could i be out of ammo?

Goin Up

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Jul. 07, 2014

Rating: 1

I killed one enemy, only one, and then i got killed by another. i got 2 skulls for only killing a koopa. O_O

Sittin' at a Bar

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 5

Man: " this is a good drink" (Accidentally fell down) "Ow" (Police break down door) police: YOU'R COMING WITH US DIRT BAG!!!

Dark Cut 2

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 6

Patient: AUUUGH!!! MY LEG!!! Doctor: oh...don't be such a baby, bones grow back you know. ( turns to union general Meade) Doctor: (whispers) no they don't.

Hitstick 5

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: 7

If he knew they're was a a lot of guards, he could wear a bullet proof vest intsead of a suit

Feed Us 2

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Jun. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

Its annoying when the humans just swim to shore and they're fine, so its pretty impossible to kill boats that are right next to the shore *cough* lvl. 1 *cough*

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