God: I said that? Are you calling me stupid?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: OF COURSE I'M CALLING YOU STUPID
God: Oh. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me: NO YOU GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY FAMILY HOMO!!!
God: Are you serious? You got that right.
Me: i saw you flirting with guys
God: What did it look like to you?
Me: gay
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: even with girls?
God: Even you and your girls.
God: Who do you care about?
Me: not you
God: If not me, who?
Me: none of your business
God: Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me: yes it can my cat scratched me
God: Hmm. When?
Me: now
God: What's the hurry?
Me: what?
God: Are you confused?
Me: no your stupid
God: Are you serious? I may be stupid.