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As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he bought a new TV.
He later married a slug named Brenda.
Together, they had 6 kids.
He died at the age of 113.
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