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Record Shop Tycoon 2

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Nov. 25, 2015

Rating: 2

Note to self: Never buy Blimp Advertisements early on. They flood your store with more people than you expected, losing karma because of impatience.

Diamond Hollow II

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Nov. 24, 2015

Rating: 2

(@Chris) You need to upgrade your defense.

Fisher-Diver

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Nov. 20, 2015

Rating: 5

That ending is very deep. (Both figuratively and literally.)

Bullet Heaven 2

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Nov. 17, 2015

Rating: 5

I like how save files have the ".meow" extension.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Oct. 15, 2015

Rating: 0

How the Concuss Spray works is that the entire bottle is filled with concentrated tonsil stones infused with diarrhoea, creating a liquid with a stench so potent it makes people faint.

rocket 2

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Jul. 19, 2015

Rating: 1

Yeah, let's ignore the fact that your son just made you a billionaire.

DJManiax

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Jul. 16, 2015

Rating: 0

I had an easy time... Then Seven Circles happened.

Swords and Sandals 3: Solo Ultratus

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Jul. 14, 2015

Rating: 11

How the description should actually be: "Swords & Sandals III hurls you into yet another tournament filled with people in armor wailing at other people on armor to see who wins... in turns, of course. Take what you know about Swords & Sandals and don't forget any of it, because we didn't change the battle system at all, only added a few things like Morality Powers, and Double Damage. Oh yeah, we removed the flatulence taunt, because screw you. Weapons? Yeeeah, nothing there either, just some new weapon types, and restocks. Oh yeah, we are also so desperate, that we made this game a demo and made the full version worth 20 bucks, which you should not really spend because in that price you could probably get a used copy of Shadow of the Colossus instead. And if you liked the game, be sure to check out our new Mario Party sequel!"

SCGMD4

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Jul. 12, 2015

Rating: 1

Just casually playing a guitar... Why am I in space on a laser guitar, now?

Learn to Fly 2

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Jul. 12, 2015

Rating: 0

Is the Dodo cutscene supposed to be a Borderlands Reference?

BioGems

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: 2

That feeling you get when you kill the Master Squid in two moves with a 432% Counter...

Death vs Monstars 2

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

And Crazy, you're just not good at bullet hells.

Death vs Monstars 2

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

The bosses are actually pretty easy, even in challenges. I max out everything, and get the Trollface. With a couple of tricks every boss can be killed in 40 seconds at most.

Enigmata 2: Genu's Revenge

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: 9

Dear Kongregate, Today I learned that the Bonus Magnet skill also attracts the Mission Centers and Avatar Shops, ruining my focus. This concludes my random uninteresting discovery for today. Sincerely, Jerome "Bluejay Gee.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: -5

Side Note: The aim tool is supposed to help you fire guns, but I much prefer using the drag tool and pressing F (Trigger Tool) rapidly.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: -7

(DominoCrown) Well, you can kind of cripple him by removing his legs.

Grinning Cobossus

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Mar. 09, 2015

Rating: 7

Do I get slapped every time I click on an upgrade I can't afford?

The Unexpected Bug

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Mar. 09, 2015

Rating: 2

If anyone wonders what the Var Tpx upgrade does, it just gives you an extra life (As in you respawn when you fall off.)

Redshift

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Nov. 28, 2014

Rating: 3

Go on, destroy that Carbon Storage building while there are 5 Turrets ripping your hull to shreds, I ain't got a problem.

Developer response from ClipwireGames

Gotta get that carbon

TrackRacing Online TRO

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Nov. 24, 2014

Rating: -11

Err... Why not download TMNF? It's the same game. This is a ripoff.

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