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Deterministic Dungeon

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May. 13, 2016

Rating: 1

3 green totems and the bat'leth. I am a God.

Strategic Tic-Tac-Toe

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May. 11, 2016

Rating: -1

Good game. 4/5. Multiplayer and difficulty settings for 5/5.

Jumphobia

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Apr. 06, 2016

Rating: 11

In general, this game is pretty good but some poor design really ruins it. There have been a number of small bugs which have required me to start the whole level again, but the main thing I can remember are bugs with the gravity switch. Sometimes, when you die or restart, for whatever reason, the gravity doesn't change back to the default and your stuck. Also, I'm playing the final challenge just now, and after the monster section I hit the flag at the top and then fell back down to hit the flag at the bottom again. Now I'm stuck at the bottom as there's no monsters left so I'll have to do the entire level again. Now, this is a good game with good concept and genuinely inventive levels, so I'm sorry to be so negative, but it’s all I can be. Because right now, having been fkd over for the 10th time and on the last level, I'm feeling pretty negative about it. If it weren't for the bugs, this would be an easy 5/5, but right now it has to be a 3/5.

People

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Jan. 28, 2016

Rating: -6

People: The game of desperately trying to stop white girls snatching up your homies

AL Project

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Jan. 27, 2016

Rating: 0

"A true relic, but only one shot" *Shoots two people*

'Til Cows Tear Us Apart

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May. 01, 2015

Rating: 435

4/5. This game managed to have a lot of humour without sacrificing the feeling aspect and seemed pretty much perfect except for one pretty fatal flaw: You have to restart every time you play. I found it to be very tedious having to replay through the whole thing every time you want to try for a different ending, and so I actually only got 3 before I gave up. There should be a "Replay from..." at each ending or something similar, check out "God's Assasin" or "Thousand Dollar Soul", their developer has done very well with this.

Developer response from ThePixelHunt

It is now possible to skip dialogues until upcoming choice by pressing "s". It is also possible to mute music by pressng "m".

God's Assassin

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Mar. 27, 2015

Rating: 3

Very good game. Enjoyed the references to Thousand dollar soul (another great game, although not quite as entertaining or insightful as this one). It was a lot of fun having to question the nature of morality and the morality of the characters themselves. The game makes you wonder about its own accuracy, makes you think if people really are as evil as is said in the game and more importantly, if so, is that a bad thing? Bunnies who won't so much harm a blade of grass is all well and good, but did you not find the fight scenes far more interesting? Of all the philosophical games I've played, this one may raise the most important question I've seen to date: Is evil really so bad?

Developer response from greg

Thanks for the comment -- you definitely got what I was going for here! All of the characters in the story are evil in their own unique ways, just like everyone in the real world. But if everything is evil, is anything at all really evil? Throw the word around too much and it loses all meaning, and it's just a matter of perspective anyway. If "evil" animals hadn't eaten each other to survive and evolve for a few billion years, we humans wouldn't be alive today!

Mem - Full Game

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Jan. 29, 2015

Rating: 1

This was too hard. The jumps were really hard, especially for the first really level and it just caused frustration.

I am ME

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Jan. 29, 2015

Rating: 10

Is level 7 just an unfinished level? Because I don't understand how to pass the "Under Construction" signs.

Humbugger

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Dec. 28, 2014

Rating: 4

Words cannot describe how I felt when I found out there was a secret passage in the Donkey Kong type level. I died like a hundred times doing it without it.

Face it - Color Edition

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Dec. 23, 2014

Rating: 69

Great game, very addictive, but could really use hotkeys rather than having to move the mouse to either side of the screen (that sucked balls)

Developer response from toweld

jesusking, are you sure you need hotkeys? :-) You nailed it!

Mystery Escape

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Nov. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

I had the black and white code right, but it still won't open when i push the button.

Departing of the Sensory

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Aug. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

What the hell was that?

Developer response from xyroclast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU

Execution

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Nov. 04, 2012

Rating: -2

nothings happening...

The Line Game: Lime Edition

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Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: -1

like if you also went the easiest path on smug even though you were pretty much told not to

FIVE

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Dec. 21, 2011

Rating: -10

this game would be awesome if you wernt timed. 3/5

Microbe Kombat

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Dec. 19, 2011

Rating: -3

shut up redfo 1 its a good game. plus if yellow green blue and red hurt your eyes you should get them checked

The Worst Game Ever!

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Dec. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

this game is so bad its epic

Do you believe in Santa?

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Dec. 11, 2011

Rating: 1

crappy game

Platform Journey

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Dec. 11, 2011

Rating: -3

press alt f4. browser fuk1ng closes! son of a b1tch.

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