I jumped out of the window, and died by hiting it's upper edge. Then I fell with that bottle in the mouth and ressurected in midair, just to hit the stairs and to die again. xD
Serioulsy. Why sperm? Why not a dragon, a robot, a giant bird or anything? There are tons of figures with a tail and even more that can fly! The detailed animations are sweet and the sketchy design too but that sexistic jokes kill it! >_<
Waaaah! Lizards in cyber-pants! Helicopter ladies! Skelletons with Slipknot masks! *Runnsaway*
And the giant Lion's 3D animation at the beginning is great! :D
I loved this game from the opening text on! Realy funny ideas and the way of fighting is undescribable! :D Also the game is pretty hard, and I like challenges. A Spike-Wheel-Stop-a-Ground-Poweup would be nice though^^
It looks awsome, the graphics must have taken a while. But the mouse-steering is not necessary, I think. Arrowkeys would have done the job aswell and I don't understand the Story. Why is Gepetto the badguy? Ó.ò I imagined nightmares, overtaking the dreams, or a company of all badguys from the mentioned books...
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