jmhoffer's Comments

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Dungelot	Dec. 28, 2012 Rating: 0 My game is constantly crashing.
Farm of Souls	Dec. 26, 2012 Rating: -3 I think there's a bug. The town just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. The old buildings are not removed.
Decision 2	Dec. 25, 2012 Rating: 0 Main complain: I try to shoot something and instead hit "Job Done" while I'm still looking around. WHY IS THERE NO 'ARE YOU SURE?'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Last Stand: Dead Zone	Dec. 23, 2012 Rating: -7 Alright, your game is now officially boring. Waiting around all day for projects to finish is just stupid. The game was fun at first, but being unable to do anything at all for hours at a time is ridiculous. I hate it when people make games like this. If I wanted to play a game that I only have to check in on once or twice a day for a few minutes, I'd go play a text based game. This game is not worth the effort. Until you fix it so that I can actually keep playing, 1 star.
The Last Stand: Dead Zone	Dec. 21, 2012 Rating: 12 The biggest annoyance, gameplay wise, is the need to personally collect automatically recovered goods from the drop offs. What, the survivors can't do that? God has to? Drop off points should simply add to your total every X amount of time, rather than require personal attention.
The Last Stand: Dead Zone	Dec. 21, 2012 Rating: 3 This would be a much better game if it didn't CRASH ALL THE DAMN TIME!
Into Space 2	Dec. 06, 2012 Rating: -11 Got sick of being killed by the impossible to pass-through asteroid field. 1 star.
SolaSim 4.0	Dec. 01, 2012 Rating: -3 Only thing I can get to work is the particle creation. Nothing else. I'd give this game 0 stars if I could. Developer response from BrightNewWorlds sorry, please read my reply to KurtKrieg's messsage hopefully this will help you. Please give solasim a chance, you'll soon learn how to use it, and when you do I'm sure you'll have fun edit \| delete
Jacksmith	Oct. 12, 2012 Rating: 2 Entertaining for all of five minutes.
Giant Idle Chat	Aug. 22, 2012 Rating: 3 My perfect plan, ruined by Guswut! Developer response from Guswut Now, to find a white cat to stroke that won't make me itch like a volcano-cano'cano. edit \| delete
Giant Idle Chat	Aug. 22, 2012 Rating: 3 I am currently single-handedly keeping your score on pi. Developer response from Guswut Awesome, thank you! Changes his rating from 1/5 to 5/5 making the rating average 3.16 edit \| delete
ir/rational Redux	Aug. 08, 2012 Rating: 0 @Mniot No, it doesn't. But I find it funny that you think it does. It doesn't satisfy the "THEREFORE Australia should not ban 18+ video games".
Black Navy War	Jul. 30, 2012 Rating: 2 I dislike the points/stars system. I've beaten several levels and only have 1 star each. The fast I beat them, the less points I get. Why do I have to wage a war of attrition to get more points?
Reprisal	Jul. 26, 2012 Rating: -6 Good idea, HORRIBLE COMPLETE EPIC FAILURE interface.
Paraverse	Jul. 25, 2012 Rating: -11 Awful control system. One star.
Dirk Valentine	Jul. 23, 2012 Rating: -12 Boohoo, bitch about adblocker. Use text ads, which adblocker doesn't block.
Discovery	Jun. 29, 2012 Rating: -27 Probably one of the worst games I've ever seen.
Giant Idle Chat	Jun. 29, 2012 Rating: 4 I sent it back to pi! Developer response from Guswut All hail the power of irrationality! edit \| delete
Matriarch	Jun. 27, 2012 Rating: -3 That battleship sucks.
Zombie at the Gates	Jun. 24, 2012 Rating: -4 One of the worst games I've played. All the zombies end up piling up outside a gate, and I can never attack them without getting killed. Seriously fatal flaw with game play.