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Paladog

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May. 17, 2012

Rating: -5

The intro makes me want to throw up.

Giant Idle Chat

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 4

So needs badges!

Developer response from Guswut

My brother and I were actually joking about updating the game to ActionScript V.3 recently. Maybe I should do as much, redo the design with a new hidden function called "Earn The Easy Badge" which, when you click, gives you a button to click to set a flag to a variable on the high score list. Then, bribery to get a badge for it, bahah.

Decision

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Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

Game got stuck in a level when I killed the last zombie with an explosive barrel. All zombies dead, no red arrow to anything. It said 1 zombie left, I blew it up, it still said one zombie left, and there are no zombies left, and I can't leave.

Decision

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Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

The 'recommended' controls are CRAP. Other than that, great game!

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 01, 2012

Rating: -7

Seems to be based 100% on luck. The arrow jumps when you click. You can clearly see it beyond the perfect launch, then suddenly you get the perfect launch. Good game, but had to give it a 3 because of the near total reliance on luck.

ControlCraft

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Feb. 18, 2012

Rating: 3

Every single last strategy I try for level 4 fails like a gay retard. What the hell?

Greedy Ghouls

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Feb. 17, 2012

Rating: 1

octogone is weak. It only took me three or four tries to defeat 'finish first 3 levels no missing'. That's it. And I normally suck at most games. If I suck and can beat it, the over 190 people that hit + should probably... Well... I dunno, you must be pretty crappy at life if you can't beat this game.

Heavy Pawnage

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Feb. 15, 2012

Rating: 4

The slowing down when you are getting hit is a terrible game play mechanic. It makes it impossible to run, and oftentimes the robots are too close to hit regardless of weapon, meaning you die no matter what you do.

Civilizations Wars Ice Legend

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Jan. 26, 2012

Rating: -11

Stupid idiotic tutorial! I KNOW HOW TO PLAY! I BEAT THE FIRST ONE! Giving you 1 star just for the pointless tutorial that keeps getting in my way.

Feudalism

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Jan. 26, 2012

Rating: -4

One of the crappiest games I've ever played.

Storm the House 3

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Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 2396

"Sir, his front is heavily armed and defended, but his flanks and rear are completely open." "ATTACK THE FRONT!"

Planet Defense: G10

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Jan. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

If there weren't an invisible experience requirement for leveling your towers, I'd give it a 5. However, that severely hampers the game play, making this a 3.

My "Dear" Boss

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Jan. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

Payday is annoying to get at higher levels.

Giant Idle Chat

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Jan. 10, 2012

Rating: 11

Your wife is hot.

Developer response from Guswut

She said "Oo.... Kay." then wiggled her eyebrows in the most cute eyebrow wiggling way, ever. Score!

Versus Umbra

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Jan. 06, 2012

Rating: -7

HOLY SHIT YOUR ALLY IS A PAIN IN THE DAMN ASS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO BEAT CHALLENGES I WANT TO KILL THE LITTLE BITCH!

Long Way

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Dec. 15, 2011

Rating: 21

Do the math! Upgrades cost more than new units in the long term! Fill up all available prime positions BEFORE getting upgrades! Vote up, keep this alive!

Long Way

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Dec. 13, 2011

Rating: -8

Way too many problems to be a worthwhile game.

Village of Nightmares

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Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: -2

Seriously needs to be expanded upon.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: -9

Your crappy frame rates keep getting me killed. 1 Star.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

On the other hand, saving and quitting then reopening worked.

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