No life playing the game:Aww, yeah! Already at 2,000,000 ft. Gonna be at 3,000,000 ft soon. Wait.... no, not a spike! F*** dead again? at least i got to 3,000,000. Why didn't it give me the acivement yet? Brother: You only went 2,999,999 ft you tard. The rest of the conversation was lost because the secret camera recording all of said convosation got covered in blood... You figure out what happened.
Aw, man! If my wife knew that I spent all my money on a single lama fight she would kill me............... BECAUSE I WON! And then spent all that money on cosmetic surgery....... yeah.
Hero: Go bronze key! Attack bronze key door!
System: You just ran out of energy. get some at the store.
Hero:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the music is on a endless (emphasis on ENDLESS) loop! Its the end of the world! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH