As a child, he was known for bootlegging DVDs.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Queen.
Together, they had 15 kids.
He died at the age of 66.
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