Imagine the character doing the moon walk looks a lot like Mickle Jakson dont it. The crappy white Mickle not the cool BLACK Mickle and no he didn't bleach his skin the F.U.C.KING aliens shoved a probe so far up his A.S.S it scared him white and severely altered his personality.
Now does that not sound like a more reasonable explanation.
~(JUGGALO 4 LIFE)~
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