@Terastas Well, finally some one who posts his opinions on WHY the game sucks, Instead of just saying ''this sucks 0/5'' . However, I still don't understand your comment at all. Sluggish gameplay? Maybe if you have a bad computer... That's the only thing I can think of. Piss-Poor navigational controls? That's just plain wrong. Once again, you must be lagging. Sinful prioritization of unnecessary variety? Oh, so you're saying you would rather have the creator post the same exact game three times? Pointless idle animations? Pointless is an incorrect word... But yeah, I actually agree with you there. Then again, File size must be accounted for. The gameplay was slightly frustrating, but not boring one bit, and if you want to go out and murder someone because of a video game's music, you must be mentally disturbed. The first two titles, I didn't like, yes, But this addition made the series so much better in every way. I think you need to lighten up.
@Ivo111 ''Bad Gameplay'' ...What? I have no idea how you can say this is bad gameplay... Maybe an explanation? ''cartoony graphics.'' Oh, so that automatically makes it bad? ''1/5'' Oh, So it deserves a 1/5 for cartoony graphics? That's got to be one of the worst reviews I've ever read. If you put some THOUGHT into it, I might've left you alone.
The first two Epic Battle Fantasy's... I didn't like at all. And then you introduced this Final Fantasy style game, and it actually turned out well. I hope that in the future, when/if you make a fourth, that you do the same thing as you did with this game, but add more equipment, length in the game, music (as in, variety), and new things that could be possible (Side quests harder than the final boss like FF6 = win) 5/5
I usually never comment on a game twice... But I still feel like no one is listening to me. If you have ever played a good game, you would know that this one is terrible. There's only one level. No monsters, only one boss. One generic weapon that is completely useless in every way, And a 'torch' that burns a rope, killing the easiest boss ever, and making the game end, and then the terrible song starts up. That's a bad game right there. Try adding more levels... Some monsters, some more bosses, GOOD music, and better gameplay. The only good thing about this game was the graphics. Gives me the nostalgia feeling.
This game is awful. It is easily the WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE. I know I say this for about all bad game reviews.... But seriously this time. I would review it, but everything is wrong, End of story. I also detected racism, so I flagged the game. 1/5
This game is good, with fine graphics and animations... But it fails in which many, MANY other games in this genre also fail at... Speed. Too often do I find myself on a single flight for more than 30 minutes a time, To where even if I want to stop it, it never stops. If the game was a bit faster, It would've been perfect. 4/5
You guys might think using slow computers makes this game easier.... But you're DEAD WRONG... I can beat shanty town with the ninja, yet I can barely beat easy pack with DUMPLING on my slow computer. It lags terribly, delays your controls, makes your character move without doing anything, and ruins the game. On a fast computer, none of those things happen :D. So if you want to make your computer slow to play this game easier.... Don't. For my review, there isn't much to say. This game is amazing. It was amazing a year ago, and still is. 5/5 with favorites.
I would review this... But it isn't even a game. 2/5 for the *SLIGHT* effort. The ending credits were awful, the song made it even worse. I wish people would stop calling it epic, because it really isn't. I really, REALLY hope this is a joke.
It was a good sequel to the first game.... But you REALLY need to work on the controls... I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or something, but these are the stickiest controls I've ever played with. I click the mouse for one split second, and I find my elephant traveling in that direction for over 8 seconds... Making the 'roof' impossible to complete. 4/5
Oh, I'll make a quiz for you. What's infinity times Gezundheit (10^10^34) to the power of a random number between 999999 - 8329312839238129381928319? It's SO possible. Now, for the real review. This game was/is terrible. It's really not a quiz at all, just a redundant guessing game. Those ''green circles'' were (I'M GUESSING) Ovals, by one pixel or something. That's really nice. And the ''solve the password'' is pretty damn obvious as to why this is a guessing game. If I can call it a GAME. I'm not even going to rate it one. I'll wait until Kongregate invents a zero.
This game wasn't redundant.... Because there was no game. I find better games on Atari 5200 (Which, BTW, Isn't even playable) A simple ''You win!'' up your ass and you can call it a ''find'' game? (He meant fine... I'm fairly sure) This is truly the worst game I have ever played, discluding Big Rigs. Superman 64 looks like Halo 3 compared to this. If this site wasn't kongregate, I would hack it and remove this game myself... And ban you. All you do is flood Kong. with terrible games that have absolutely no point but to waste file space.... Dreadful.
Oh, what an amazing game, that shows basic and FAIRLY accurate (I'm sure those viruses don't look like that, etc.) details. I just wish they gave me this to study in Science instead of plaintext on white boards. I still had the second best grade in science though :D
Most of your grammatical problems are simply placement issues (has/have), but some are just spelled wrong. Take ''Leach King'' for example. I'm fairly sure you meant Lich King, Which would be another name ripped from Warcraft 3, along with the 20+ sounds you ripped from WarCraft 3 as well... And about the game, It is way too short for me. I enjoyed it while it lasted, but it didn't last too long at all. 4/5
PLEASE add a ''Show All'' button... I can only see half of the screen, so playing this game is impossble. Depicting from what I COULD see, and COULD do, it looked pretty nice. 4/5
LOL @ side notice. Hero: What the hell is the point of having a laser on a chainsaw?!?!? Animator: In case you need to cut people with extreme accuracy.
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