The way the game reports it's statistics to Kongregate seems completely random. My best distance in survival is 62000m but hiscores says 46000. Same deal with best story time. I was also way over 30k a couple of times before the hard badge registered it.
Things got a bit tedious towards the end but I got all the upgrades and all missions and all in all it was a fun experience. 4/5
So charging $10 for unlocking bonus material is greedy to you people? That's like 1/3 of a Pizza here in Norway. The game is unplayable on my computer but I'm gonna go ahead and give it a 5/5 just to balance out some of the unfair votes.
I really hate that Kongregate has started promoting Unity games. I'm not gonna rate the game because I haven't played it... because I can't... because there is no Unity for Linux. Way to make the web worse Unity developers. :(
Awesome game! You should make DuckLife 4 ..pfffhaahahaha >< ...I couldn't say that with a straight face. I'm actually amazed by how bad this game is. 1/5
To get the Hard Badge easily you shouldn't worry about killing enemies. Just focus on dodging slimes and bullets and jump, jump, jump! As soon as I realized this I did two 1500m runs after another.
The fact that you can not undo eating the burger really rubbed me the wrong way. How the hell am I supposed to know what the developers idea of a healthy breakfast is?
Great comment - thanks! (there will be a sequel)