sergeant: "everyone focus fire on the babies!" private: "shouldnt we focus on the eagle instead? it kills everything in sight and will be ticked off if we kill the babies." sergeant: "on the babies! thats an order!" *later, the babies are killed and an angry eagle shows up in the city* private: "see? i knew we should kill the eagle first."
i stopped in front of one of the whistling cops. once i got tired and ran over the cop, i saw a police car wrecking one of the construction sites. whos the actual bad guy here?
here are the numbers for the different guns: 1 is pistol, 2 is shotgun, 3 is assault rifle, 4 is grenade launcher, 5 is sniper rifle, 6 is flamethrower, 7 is machine gun, 8 is air gun, 9 is nail gun, 0 is lazer gun and - is small nail gun
i know this is the third comment in a row, but heres all the endings (SPOILER WARNING). WORST ENDING: clarence jumps in the water, but instead of drowning, he meets other losers he makes friends with. BAD ENDING: the girl leaves clarence and he loses his will to date. he spends the rest of his time stalking the girl online. NEUTRAL ENDING: clarence gets to know the girl, but hes not perfect for her. clarence gets to go out with some of the girls friends, but doesnt completely succeed. GOOD ENDING: clarence and the girl decide to become friends, while clarence tries his luck dating other women. BEST ENDING: clarence and the girl fall in love with each other and they end up getting married. the credits then come
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