TIPS FOR BEGINNERS-If there is one next to you, capture the big farm quickly. Get a hospital ASAP. Always check your defences against zombies every three (It would be really inconvenient if your base was overun). And lastly, try to use less important people when scouting;eg survivors.
Hilarious storyline. I died of laughter when the arabic-ish guy made the sum, GIRL+BOY+FIRE=HUGE EXPLOSION IN THE CORE OF THE EARTH!! IT ALL ADDS UP!!!
Then, as if in a dream, Penis came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Penis, drenching it. Before Penis could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Penis, Penis sunk her teeth into his Penis. He had put up a Penis poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Penis his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Penis decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Penis, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Penis.
When the outbreak occured, Penis was outside of one of the city of Penis's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Penis came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least Penis people. Penis was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Penis.