Got my best score on the final level of 1,000,154 after buying all the upgrades, kicking with the least power possible, and reading the comments instead of clicking anything. Didn't even use the second kick.
Did I win?
He must be some kinda hero to be able to wield dual muskets while wearing three helmets, using a katana and an axe, and simultaneously drinking magic potions...
To him I say, well done man.