in the beginning, before life, the universe, and everything, there was nothing. then chuck norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "get a job." this was known as the big bang this is random
should i go to the bar? no i dont like beer should i go to the church? no i not religulous maybe i should go o a chucky cheese maybe heres some kids there. oh hi little boy you look at my..... OMG STOP THAT WHY ARE YOU BITING ME AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!