Hit Toshi with a Tennis Ball: 100% HP damaged.
Drown Toshi: Indirect Kill, Sorry Toshi!
Smash Toshi between a stone boulder and an unmovable obsidian structure in 2-19: Still Alive.
WTF?!
Captain: And with my supreme tactics we got off the island in less than two weeks and but only a scratch of good burn-... why are you pointing those at me?
Crew: YOU SPENT 95% OF THE DIETY'S REPAIR MONEY ON BOOZE.
...Arcane Oblivion (Ex)-Guildmaster... FIREFIGHTER YOU! I JUST USED A THUNDER ORB TO OPEN THE LAST GATE THAT AO EVER OPENED! AND I WAS WORKING ON THE OPEN DEMON GATE QUEST WHEN YOU DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO DESTROY THE GUILD! YOU OWE ME, YOU-