I'm not sure I'm a huge fan of this one. The central mechanic seems to involve lots of waiting, and it's not exactly clear how any of the stats factor into conquest. It's an okay timekill, and the writing isn't bad, though a little short on substance, but it's not exactly engrossing.
Key lag. Oh man, key lag. For a game that needs you to be up and running as soon as you've spawned, key lag is a killer. Maybe a couple seconds of respawn animation would help give the game time to get everything it needs running?
Great riff on the genre, ule. At first the pda's didn't make much sense to me, but then I remembered my dreams from last night. Dreams of the owl, and its wisdom.
I had a lot of fun playing this, ula, but now I've got this weird ringing in my ears. I think I'll lie down for a bit.
Ule.
So, you get a groundbot, and then every conceivable way of making the groundbot useless is implemented. Enemies that roll the wrong way, water that it drops into without a trace. I've enjoyed trying to outsmart the system and bomb bosses and those balloon-mines with the thing, but that's still a dick move, game.
Okay, so the game isn't actually super hard. It just has an auto-fire that fires extraordinarily slow. I have to mash left mouse to maintain the flow of firepower that the game expects me to have...
Not that I mind stockpiling princesses in my flying pimpfort, and not that I don't think weapons upgrades increasing your hitbox is an interesting idea, but there doesn't seem to be all that much skill to this game.
I saw a girl enter the museum, bee-line to the bathroom, sit outside it reading the paper, and then leave. Lady, I think you're missing the point of monstertopia.
Well, the maintenance men get stuck in shrubs, visitors are sometimes lost in the gallery for days, and the tickets are only five dollars a pop to see horrifying entities drawn up from man's past. Business is booming.
Had a surprising amount of story for a beat-em-up, which is nice. That said, mage builds in this game are kind of a trap. Magic is a luxury to beaver-kind.
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