lanceluvsboom's Comments

Pretty fun game, aside from the flaws everyone else has mentioned, and a game breaking glitch I found. I have no idea how I got it, but it started off with the sheriff just glitching around hilariously after a failed launch and a "new recipe tip" tooltip showing up that glitched between every single recipe card. Then, all of a sudden, on a later launch, when I went to the salloon, I had $809660, all of the icons were the same and cycling rapidly between a picture of a boot and a piece of lettuce, none of the buttons would work, and it insisted I had something new to put on my burger when I knew for a fact I did not.

Awesome game, though I've noticed an issue: the animation at the end of a completed level that plays with message "You Rock!" only played once, on the first level, then stopped completely. I've played previous versions of this game, and I seem to remember the animation playing at the end of every level.

Tequila does some crazy shit to the human body, apparently.

this game is best played with a loop of "brodyquest" blasting in the background.

fun, but it gets repetitive after a bit. game for the game, stayed for the music and backflips.

a tip for those irrated by the musks, aka those annoying jumping guys. attack them from above with an aerial double jump attack. it hits multiple times and they have a harder time detecting and reacting to those attacks. upvote so more people see this (if you want. it sounds like likewhoring, though.)

if you use your limit break with too many enemies on screen, you'll crash the game. I got a kill combo of about 73 when it froze and crashed.

Don't mind me, just killing entire armies with a violin bow.

well. looks like bear grills likes his vegan burgers.

well. her boss is a douche. love that foreshadowing at the beginning, "i thought your boss hated us."

oh. so THAT'S what he's thinking.

it could use some animations tweaks, if you fire the armadillo hard enough and keep the fire/rocket button pressed, the armadillo will fire the rocket sideways, upside down, or even backwards.

fear the wrath of More Cake Jack, the horse masked racer! I frickin' love the name generation. It's hilarious! the top contender was named Sushi Asaurus. I couldn't scope out the competition with a straight face.

and thus all of existence fell before the almighty Billy.

"sir the moon is gone!" "WHAT?! who did it? the Russians? China?" "no, sir. a kid in a home-made spaceship of cardboard that can somehow withstand atmospheric re-entry." "well damn. Someone get the scientists on replicating this technology, ASAP!"

(screams of joy)

my favorite part of this game is the tags. i literally clicked on it just for the tags, i was never entertained by this game.

wow. i think the only thing that could be improved here is more endings, and fixing the text of the "endings" page so the different ones don't bleed into each other.

should have known by the horror tag. i was expecting a jumpscare.

everything wrong with the game is summed up in a quote from it: "how this happen?!"