lanceluvsboom's Comments

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Zombies Ate My Motherland	Jan. 01, 2014 Rating: -1 it would be nice if there were a new game+ option so you could start over with all your upgrades so you can continue the mindless violence.
Epic Battle Fantasy 4	Oct. 23, 2013 Rating: 5 this game defies the laws of reality: nothing should be able to be this fun or noob-friendly, let alone both at once.
no-one has to die.	Sep. 08, 2013 Rating: 2 this is AMAZING. symbolism, deep meaning, moral dillemma, music that captures the mood, good gameplay, a nostalgic feeling, multiple endings that keep you guessing but still satisfy you by giving you enough to figure out pieces of the endings. masterfully made, if i could i'd give a 9,000,000/10.
Earn to Die 2012	Sep. 06, 2013 Rating: 0 zombie tries to tackle my jeep flies away with jet engines F*CK YOU IM A JEEEEEEP!
Zomboball	Sep. 06, 2013 Rating: 1 those are some well-behaved zombies. i mean, they just stand there and chill while a bear killes them with soccer balls!
The Wok	Sep. 04, 2013 Rating: 3 i love how the hero just has the same expression whole time, like he just doesn't give a shit. he traps a monster under a rock all like, "meh, this is just my average monday."
Chance A Lot	Sep. 04, 2013 Rating: 2 totally worth the entire playthrough just for that moonwalk.
Why Am I Dead	Aug. 18, 2013 Rating: 1 holy.... that ending. and the spriting for it, i could actually see the pure malice in their eyes. well done, everything about this is amazing.
Kit and the Octopod	Aug. 06, 2013 Rating: 1 see, i've noticed a pattern. only games with watrerflame music can make you feel like as much of BAMF as this game.
Loondon	Aug. 03, 2013 Rating: 2 all he wanted was happiness, but instead he faces eternal rest.
A small talk at the back of beyond	Aug. 02, 2013 Rating: 0 there should be an option to upload the computer to the pod to take it with you.
Secretnet	Aug. 02, 2013 Rating: 7 i actually had a mini heart attack when i got banned.
Harry Quantum 3 : Cheese Carnival	Aug. 01, 2013 Rating: -2 NEVERMORE.
The Bravest Hunter	Jul. 30, 2013 Rating: 7 i saw the scarecrow, looked at his hat, and shouted "HUFFLEPUFF" ...everyone in the room looked at me like i was insane.
Megabyte Punch	Jun. 18, 2013 Rating: 0 megaman, smash bros, medabots. mash 'em together and you get this. i love it.
Cat God vs Sun King 2	Jun. 17, 2013 Rating: 0 the return of tf2!
Epic Battle Fantasy 4	May. 01, 2013 Rating: 3 guys. it's not just coffee. the grounds it's brewed from are CLEARLY magical.
Turn Based Battle!	Feb. 15, 2013 Rating: 0 i love the music
Epic Battle Fantasy 4 - World Map	Feb. 15, 2013 Rating: 0 i like keyboard better, though it's fun to mix. Combat isn't showing up, though, so i'm missing a good piece of the beta...
Walkinator	Feb. 15, 2013 Rating: 6 apparently I'm good at slime physics.