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Clear Vision 5

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Apr. 19, 2012

Rating: 4

I bet the 5000 from that last mission that diana will be murdered at the beginning of cv6. That's how these things tend to work.

Focus

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Mar. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

Clicking the volume off does nothing. This game is annoying and doesn't give a shit about me. I'm hooked.

Earn to Die

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Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: -5

30 days! :D

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 05, 2012

Rating: 7

God, this inflation is killing me. Silly delici-osos. Get it? Cause an oso is like a bear? And they're spanish, and gummy bears? Aw, whatever.

Pandemic 2

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Dec. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

Shipyards, hospitals, airports, borders, and schools in Greenland are still open. I bet the three people alive are having trouble running all that.

Gibbets 3

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Dec. 06, 2011

Rating: 6

I've loved all of the games, but I still don't know what a gibbet is.

GemCraft Labyrinth

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Nov. 27, 2011

Rating: -5

What babe?

Earn to Die

Play Earn to Die

Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 7

Well damn, by the time I can reach the chopper, I won't even need it.

Where Am I?

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Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 16

red blue yellow blue red red red, blue blue blue, red red red, red blue yellow blue red red red red blue blue red blue yellow is mary had a little lamb.

GlueFO 2.0

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Oct. 30, 2011

Rating: 0

I have never more blatantly disregarded a health meter as I have in challenge 6.

Elona Shooter

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Sep. 07, 2011

Rating: 9

I'm pretty sure gunning down eagles is illegal.

thing-thing 4

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Aug. 27, 2011

Rating: -1

(must go back and play first three in order to remember where the story is) (thinks about it) Aw hell, MUST PLAY NOW.

The Next Floor

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Aug. 21, 2011

Rating: 10

Jeez, they just wanted you to hold the door.

The Majesty of Colors

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Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 15

+ if instead of trying to give a guy a balloon, you tried to throw a shark at the helicopter.

Crush The Castle 2 PP

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Aug. 05, 2011

Rating: 6

There needs to be a level that you can siege titled "Dim's House." That'd be fun.

GunBot

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Jul. 28, 2011

Rating: 0

I am thankful for the fact that walking alligators with buzz saws and rocket launchers do the same amount of damage as walking into a jumping mechanical fish.

Tesla Death Ray

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Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

This thing is the pack-a-punched wunderwaffe dg-2.

Mr Vengeance Act-I

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Jul. 21, 2011

Rating: -2

I liked the music, the animation, and the gameplay. What I didn't like was how incredibly cliche the plot was. A stick guy named "Mr. Vengeance." Huh, I wonder who got killed, his wife, his child, or his parents? oh, options one and two, I see. Now I wonder what my choice of weapons will be? oh, those are predictible. OH, and now I'm taking down an organization by myself, and the head honcho killed said wife and child, and I won't actually meet him for another 3 sequels. See what I mean? The game has the potential to be awesome, but unfortunatly that was squandered by the mega unoriginalness.

My Little Army

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Jul. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

I honestly can't tell when it is and isn't on fast forward.

You Find Yourself In A Room

Play You Find Yourself In A Room

Jun. 28, 2011

Rating: 1

It's fun to just go back and only read the commands you tried. "1989." "smash keypad."

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